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SHIPPING: It's creeepy

*reads title*

Shipping creepy?? How what where who when?!

Lemme eggsplain.

First of all, SHIPPING IS THE GODDAMN DEVIL'S WORK.

In a good way.

I love shipping, it's my fking life. Well shipping characters is. You know book characters, movies, series etc.

What do they have in common?

They're fictional ey.

Tbh I found it a bit creepy to ship real people.

Like shipping real people can be a bit tricky but it doesnt mean you cant ship them at all. Its just that you have to chill a bit with your shipping and dont go full fangirlmode (lol im an emotional self destructive wreck when I go full fangirlmode).

Okay lemme explain with some examples. Or maybe the best example:

PHAN.

If you don't know them then you must live under a stone, in a box boxed in another box x100. They're everywheeere. Lol I love the phandom.

Except for that one psycho chick who wrote the 'thing'- fics. I am mentally scared fxckYou.

But okay we all ship phan lets be honest here. Difference is, alot of people ship them like a bromance. I mean shipping them romantically? Okay fine as long as you don't harass them with it. I get that they're maybe your otp or whatever but its a bit weird as they're REAL people.

Like you can tell 2 fictional characters ro fxck but with real people it's a bit creepy.

I used to watch these phan moments, but as soon as I noticed it was some kind lf sexual thingy I clicked away. You know those videos with real clips of their channels but then some fake clips of 2 men kissing but you cant see their faces and you pretend that it's them kissing? Yep those.

Dont get me started with fanfiction. *flashback to hat fic*
Damn I've disturbed myself.
For you innocent folks I envy you. DON'T LOOK IT UP. I know you're curious but protecc yurself. Once in a blue moon something triggers the memories of that horrifying story and I rethink the whole human existence. Like why does someone so fxcked in the brain exist. Yes harsh but I hate her.

Lol I wonder if Dan and Phil have read the fics. I would quit YouTube the same day tbfh, no one wants to read that about themselves.

But okay there are normal fanficsjs
too. Write them read them, do what you want. It's just that some people really go too far. And that I don't like romantically shipping....

1. Real people in general.
2. Its none of our goddamn business

BANDS

Okay Ive never really stanned too many bands in the past which you can fangirl over (just a few). Okay you can fangirl over Muse but they're fangirlable on the musical level. I mean I'm obsessed with their music but not with them on a personal level.

BUT.
I used to stan 5 seconds of summer really hard.

Then I got back into kpop stan Life which I had a like 2 year break from for no reason at all. Good thing 2017 me got back 2014/2015 me taste

Oh and I think I once was an one direction fan. When I was 13 i think. I'm not trying to say that you can only be a directioner if you're young but I just loved them at 13 but didn't listen to them after so thats why.

ANYWAY.

Shipping them is ... uhm... yeah...

One direction
I never shipped any of the one direction members. Like never. Idkwhy. Maybe bc my 13 year old self was actually innocent.

Larry.

Yes I did just said it like that. No warning, bam, Larry.

I never shipped it.

Maybe if I wasn't such an angry kid back then then maybe I would've been dragged into the shipping shenanigans instead of being mad all the time. But in hindsight I actually dodged a bullet with this one.

I guess their friendship is really strong? Cute? Im sorry directioners😂 I feel so uneducated. But seriously tho why do people ship it romantically/ sexually so much?

And even IF they would be dating (eventhough they aren't) then let them keep their privacy. And if not, then its only making them uncomfortable.

People be looking for these clues but do you know how freaking gay best friends act, I think people sometimes forgot that guy friendships aren't all psychically '

BTS
was gonna say kpop but I think most of y'all know bts more than other groups so lemme talk abt them.

Okay.

Jikook.
Vkook.
Vmin.
Namjin
Yoonmin.
*insert all possible combinations*

I mean I loooooooooooooHooooooooooove watching "jikook moments" "yoonmin moments" etc. Because I love their friendship.

but AGAIN THOSE VIDS. Those in which 2 unknown kissing people are edited in between real footage of the two. I dont like watching themmmm. If u do, okay go ahead but personally i think its a bit uncomfortable...

I mean they're like brothers. I mean, I'm .. well lemme call myself pan before I confuse y'all but I would feel very weirded out if someone shipped me with my best friend. I mean, i would find it funny tbh but hardcore shipping. .. meh.

Lol someone actually shipped a friend (who's lesbian) and I. But we're just tjat, friends. And I didn even really know that shipper. She was kinda obsessed.. it was entertaining but a bit weird.

Okay back to 100000x more important people: bts.

Okay so I ship the bromances. Dont ship romantically or sexually.

BUT I DO THO. I'm contradicting myself lol. No I mean that I like to have crack ships. I do this in tv series all the time. Like with Shadowhunters my crack ship is saphael (no but on a serious note. I actually fcking need this ship to happen. Right now.)
Ah now I miss shadowhunters. Maybe I should continue watching. Hm.

But okay i like to ship Bts romantically for fun. Like the "jimin is jealous someone stole his man" (this is iconic lol) type of shxt.

I think alot of armys do that.

Yk this shit is just funny to me.  all jokes. I do not actually ship them just sometime say I do as a joke.

I'm very scared of vkookers/ taekookers tho like are y'all okay

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Okay I'm not sure if I explained my view on this that well. I hope you get my point.