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GOSSIP GIRL 1x1: why tf is this show popular

If you love this series sorry I kinda dragged it at the end oops.

so I actually have never watched gossip girl. never was interested. like ever. also my little sister and sister watch it and alrough I promsied not to judge their taste in series too much bc everyone got their own taste, I'm judging them for this ksjdjd. like I wanted to know Waht my siblings like so much. is it the plot?? The characters ?? something??
also everyone seemed to have watched it so am I missing out on something or what. so imma waste my time on 1 ep.

Here we go: gossip girl 1x1 pilot

I literally don't know names.

oh hello Serena Van see Woodsen. lmao of course the blonde girl has the Dutch name van der Houten HAHAHAH

oh and the stalker dude from YOU is there. what's his face. OH RIGHT JOE.

Man fake Joe not looking good here ksjdjd u mean - I keep seeing joe here and iDK the guys name here but okay damn that haircut ain't for u sweetie.

Serena is back!! HADHHD we love 00s technology.

my god I just realize I've to sit through all these hetero bullshit.

why is the rich handsome guy plot line the same as every rich handsome guy plot line. I wanna gl To AnOTher college !!1!1 NOt the OnE U waNf me to gO to DADdy.

been there done that.

wait I just realized gossip girl is like pretty old lol. so maybe it wasn't an very very V E R Y overused plot line back then.
thinking about it how old is season 1.
2007?? well damn explains the Atrocious clothing choices.

so this is Blair?? I've heard the ship names what's the name again. Chuck and Blair? Bluck blaick Jjshdhd

bruh I hate the whole mean girl girls hate each other plot lines. WE GIRLS SHOULD BE UNITED.

HAHAHAHASH Serena's mom pronouncing croissant. Cwassant. it's not enough to active my French rage yet but boii.

Serena vanderwoodsen
Serena vanderwoodsen
Serena vanderwoodsen
yes can never forget her name bc they say it a bazillion times.

kinda bored ngl

I just realized I literally don't really know names except SERENA VANDERWOODSEN.

or can these two hotties work it out??HAHA WHO WROTE THIS. gossip girl is a fanfic writer aren't they.

I'm still kinda bored tho. like unless it's a kdrama I ain't up for this oh poor rich me BS. ughhh boooored.

okay so Serena and her little brother I forgot the name of again Maybe likes the blonde chick but -
okay but they seem like siblings ??! Like actual brother and sister. maybe it's the blonde lmaooo

speaking of blonde I'm actually wondering how the fuck the blonde peeps in American movies who always are from Dutch or Scandinavian or German ascents have THIS blond hair and blUe eyes and look all the same. that's not how everyone here looks l-

I just realized that if I look outside my window right now it s actually what it's like HAHAH oml I mean particularly in Sweden and Norway there are a lot of blondes blue eyes people, less so in the Netherlands but still it isn't as exaggerated as the blondies in gossip girl fr.

now that the unnecessary bs is over.

it's back to chuck and the handsome rich guy. god what's that haircut. Ew he's so gross. he talks like an incel.

Blake Lively is beautiful 😻

wasn't gonna say it bc it's obvious but blaaaakeeeee livelyyyYyyy.

"Something I need to tell you"
I'm gay.

HAHDGDH okay nO of course that doesn't exist in 2007 teen series.

man he cheated with Serena. but Serena was best friends with Blair rigjt. GIRL CODE GIRL. GIRL CODE.

so now we at chuck who sees Serena. I get rapey vibes of him and I hate him already.

I WAS RIGHT HE DO BE AN ABUSER.
He literally trying to force himself on her wtffffffffffffffff Imma punch through my screen.

this threw me off,,🙃 don't do well with scenes like this. imma watch a happy vid now brb.

*3 red velvet and 4 blackpink vids later*
hi I'm in my happy mood again. Ah my girls, always instant serotonine.

now back to this monstrosity of a series.

Serena coming across fake Joe. I forgot his name so Imma call him fake Joe.

oh I didn't actually hate this scene. Serena and fake Joe lol. knew something was gonna happen but it's bearable.

Oh the parents also have some bs going on ahaaaa.

Rufus. rufus.
Idk why the name is funny. Rufus.

ahh rich people in a limo. with a nice background song. I like.

wth is this club.

EW CHUCK GOING AFTER A FRESHMAN. isn't a high school freshman .. 15? I literally don't know. you would think after having seen many high school series and movies I would actually know the American school system .. I don't .. aight. I'm guessing she's 15. Gotta remind myself bc here we start high school at like 12/13 so everyone someone says freshman I'm like A CHILD?!)

Serena vanderwoodsen.
always this mf name.

EWWWWWWW CHUCK. Get ur hands off her you ugly mf.

oh Serena warning for chuck being some kind of predator. YEAH NO SHIT.
Oh my god I already know this show is gonna piss me off even more. bc they gonna make him redeemable right. since he gotta be endgame with some girl. Maybe Blair.

man I hate that.

HE LOWKEY ASSAULTING THE 14/15 YEAR OKD ON THE ROOF. SHES SAYING NO.
Oh boi am I pissed.

yes fake Joe PUNCH. yeSsss he punched chuck yesss.

well what a piece of shit chuck is.

why is everyone looking past it tho bc last time I checked chuck is actually popular ??? are y'all okay????
they're even saying he's done shit like this before. do y'all realize you ... like ... a date rapist ...

Disgusting.

gosh this show ain't for me. like I'm over the 2000s series bc they're all kinds of wrong but damn we really gonna give a rapist a redeeming arc. I'm actually wondering how they're gonna do that. like are they actually going to adress the way he treats women or is he just gonna say some nice things and take a girl on like 2 dates and suddenly he's a woman's dream. or maybe a tragic backgorund story that is supposed to have us forgive him??
I don't see anything. like yeah 13 reasons why was kinda shit but at least they didn't forgive Bryce for like being nice to one girl aka Annie.

BUt ofc people are going to forgive chuck. especially bc they find him hot or something. bc hot people can't do anything wrong right and should be forgiven ? y'all twisteeeeed.

okay so this show is pissing me tf off so imma gooooo.

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