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RIVERDALE: 2x02 I'm still watching¿

Cher and Betty. Looking good as always.
Oh and this , again, is a live reaction. It may be a bit more confusing than just writing a review after watching the episode but then you'd miss the excessive swearing and me being shooketh all the time ;)

Here we goooooo agaaaaaaaaain. This better be good. I'm expecting some gay action. BETTER GIVE ME SOME.

2x02

Pops... ahw.

Archie u good child. Archie is gon get crazy this episode isn't he?

Yep. He is.

OH HEY RONNIES FATHER.

Why is Ronnie being so extra tho. Same Ron, same.

Boi If I would talk to my dad like that... TrOUblE.

They gonna save pops??? Ofc.

Wait I'm just realizing that they're all dating each other and they're a friendgroup.  That's weird. Your bestie f×cked your other bestie. Like do bro codes and girl codes even exist?¿

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN. That is a guy with a mask Arch, no one will recognize that sweetie.

GrEenDAlE.

OH HEY JUGHEADS DAD.

I'm having serious 'Riverdale dads' problems guys.

ARCHIE don't hurt juggie. Stop it.

20 years for Jugs dad???¿ (i forgot the parents names)

Betty just confessed that she's always creeping on archie and watching him trough his window. CrEEpiN.

Does anyone know each other in this town???? Who is that woman?? The mayor huh.

Jughead, your dad hid a body. Guuuuilty.

Ooh. Juggie is getting feisty.

WHO'S THE HOT GUY. He's a f×ckboi isn't he.

Oh he's the drug dealer of the school. Oh his name is Reggie.

Pops is the only place to eat in riverdale isn't it.

Lol I had many first times in my old highschool but was very happy when it got taken down. I was not even a bit emotionally attached to the building. Why is Betty soooo attached.

Daddy x3. Only one of them meant it as 'father'. (HEY IM SORRY)

Veronica please please dont call him daddy. I beg you.
AGAIN WITH THE DADDY.

Tall boy.. HAHA. Boiii.

Jughead, your plan is stupid. Sometimes you act a little bit stupid,  But your looks make up for it.

JOSIE IS GONNA BE A CHEERLEADER. Wait, do I get a gay ship? Is it happening?! Oh wait she isn't gay right?

Cheryl x Veronica SHIP. Always.

"Ive some tragic news, grundy is dead"
*fake gasp* oh nooo so tragic.

Okay someone is going after Archie.

Oh he notices too.

JUGGIE TATTOO?? oh he is meeting a lady. A serpent lady! Yesss.

FP Juggies dad, everyone know him don't they?

This woman, I like her. She's cool.

"one day you will do me a favour." EHm. Wait do I still like her....

Bettys mum I swear, she always makes me laugh.

Smithers, you're a good man.

Sorry gotta point that out. Smithers is still standing there haha.