The Losers Club's reactions to hearing what Eddie and Brandy did on the Fourth of July:
Richie:
-"You're lying. Eddie stop fucking lying to me."
-Freaks out
-"The fucking Wheeze Machine lost his v card before I did!?"
-But still, high fives all around
-Makes jokes about it for weeks
-Congratulates Eddie like cray
Beverly:
-"It's about fucking time!"
-has Brandy describe the whole thing in detail
-"HOLY SHIT HE SAID W H A T TO YOU??"
-freaks the fuck out because hEr oTp
Stan:
-"no but really. What did you guys do after you left?"
-"YOU ACTUALLY FUCKED HER!?!?"
-"I'VE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!"
-Is happy they finally did it
-makes jokes
-but more subtly than richie
Bill:
-"y-you did what!?"
-"okay if y-you guys are of-fficially dating now, Ed-Eddie and I need to have a t-talk about boundaries."
-"just because she le-let you fuck her once, doesn't me-mean it's going to become a regular thing."
-is lowkey pissed
-but only bc he doesn't want Brandy to end up getting hurt
-he trusts Eddie to take care of her
-he just doesn't like the thought of his sisterly friend fucking someone
Mike:
-wide eyed
-kind of shocked
-saw it coming but didn't think it would be that fast
-"dude really!? You scored!"
-doesn't like thinking about it
Ben:
-flipping out
-"BUT YOU TWO AREN'T MARRIED! YOU AREN'T EVEN DATING!"
-flipping out times three thousand
-"I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT!"
