Brandy and Eddie's wedding:
-Ms. Kaspbrak is upset
-Eddie doesn't care
-Brandy's mom is so excited
-"WHEN I SAW YOU TWO PLAYING ON THE PLAYGROUND AS LITTLE TODDLERS I JUST K N E W YOU WOULD GET MARRIED SOME DAY!!"
-"mom stop."
-Richie is even more excited than Mrs. Hunt.
-"when you two have a kid, name it Richie after the best guy you know."
-Bev is even more excited than Richie
-"OH MY GOSH YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE FUCK"
-Freddie is more excited than the bride and groom
-"OH MY GOSH MY LITTLE SISTER IS GETTING MARRIED TO MY SON! I WANT THEM TO HAVE LOTS OF BABIES SO I CAN BE A COOL UNCLE OH MY GOSH I'M SO EXCITED!"
-Bill gives Eddie a firm talking to
-"if you-you ever make her cry, I intend to sna-snap your neck."
-Eddie thinks Bill is joking
-Bill is not joking.
-They're young.
-23 to be exact
-"I'm not giving up an adventure, I'm starting an adventure with the most beautiful woman in the world at my side."
-Brandy doesn't cry while reading her vows
-Eddie is a sobbing mess
-"you may now ki-"
-they're already kissing
-Eddie puts a little piece of cake on Brandy's cheek at the reception
-"you've got a little something"
-kisses off the cake
-Brandy takes a dab of icing and swears it all over Eddie's face
-"yeah so do you"
-Eddie looking sad because Brandy didn't kiss it off his face
-Brandy responding in a low coo with "I'll kiss anything you want later, darling"
-Eddie having to hide an inconvenient boner at his own damn wedding and being pissed about it
-Brandy just laughing
-Brandy actually looks like a princess
-not even a princess. More like a goddess.
-Eddie can't stop looking at her.
-Brandy can't stop eating cake
-"I'm going to get fat"
-"angels don't gain weight, B"
-"damn they're lucky"
-Eddie smiling goofily down at Brandy
-"what?"
-"you know that one song?"
-"that's very descriptive, Eddie."
-"the one you were named after."
-Brandy nodded, "yeah. What about it?"
-"I'm glad you didn't end up like that girl."
-Brandy raised an eyebrow, "working as a bartender with a broken heart, you mean?"
-Eddie shook his head, "no. Waiting for a sailor that never came home to you."
-Brandy smiled, "well you're much better than any sweaty old sailor."
-them getting to their hotel room after the reception
-"soooooooooo?" Eddie asked awkwardly "are we gonna uhhhhh..."
-Brandy smiling at him, "nope! I'm tired as fuck! See you in the morning."
-Eddie pouting
-"you're cute when you pout"
-"you're cute as fuck every day"
-Eddie realizing a thing and poking Brandy awake
-"pst! Hey Brandy!"
-"what to you waaaant" Brandy groans
-"I finally did the number one thing I wanted to do to you."
-Brandy kissing him softly, her lips lingering on his
-"yes. You did, didn't you?"
-Eddie pulling her into a hug and holding her there all night
-"good night my lovely wife"
-"good night fucker" Brandy says sleepily, already in a doze
