Welcome, friends and fuckweasels, to Rush's fourth book of random yelling!!
This is where I post all my tags, story ideas, rants, shower thoughts, life updates, and everything in-between.
Warning: contains a lot of absurdly random nonsense that wil...
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Rush: *dragging Rochelle off the couch* COME ON. WE GOTTA DO A THING.
Rochelle: nOoOoOoOoOoO
Rush: tHIS ISN'T YOUR DECISION TO MAKE
Rochelle: *hiss*
Naomie: *sigh* i guess i'm just gonna do this one by myself.
Nina: *opens door and pokes head inside* I'll help!
*muffled sound of Rush and Rochelle yelling 'NO'*
Naomie: *waves hand* fine, but don't screw this up
Naomie: so uhh... *ahem* Welcome to Rush's fourth book of random thoughts! We freaking blazed through the third one, so it's up to me to do the intro for this.
Nina: *nudges her* who are you
Naomie: Oh! Right! Well, me, Rochelle, and Nina are all personified aspects of Rush's personality. She calls us her headvoices, and talks with us all the time. She's a bit insane, so we all are too.
*cut to Rush standing over Rochelle (who is laying on the floor) and yelling "I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU WANT YOU'RE IN MY HEAD AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO ME!")
Naomie: ...yeah. *winces* Unfortunately that's 100% normal here
Nina: But anyway, this is Rush's little madhouse, where she'll put story ideas, fandom theories, funny stories about her life, 2000 words of screaming when she finishes books, OC ramblings, and lots of dEpReSsIoN rants and vents.
Naomie: Hopefully not too much of the last one.
Nina: Hopefully yes.
Naomie: Aaaand actually that's a fine transition. If you aren't already familiar with us from the previous book, I'm Rush's 'fangirl' side; the part of her that enjoys fanfiction and fluff and happy music.
Nina: Rochelle is the 'author' side, and apparently that also means the grumpy sarcastic part of her as well. She's the one who turns into a maniac when Rush gets a new story idea.
Naomie: And Rush is just...Rush. She's what you get when you combine the manic authorness and the nerdy fangirling. She's pretty damn weird, but you'll get used to her soon enough. And if you already know her, thanks for stickin around!
Nina: ahem
Naomie: what
Nina: me
Naomie: *sighs* right. Nina is...she's Rush's depression. The self-hate and the paranoia and the 'i'm-never-good-enough'. I'm convinced that she's also what's been eating our motivation.
Nina: it's not me i swear
Naomie: *skeptical look*
Rush: *comes over to them while holding Rochelle by the back of her shirt* okay i think we're ready to start now
Naomie: we're done
Rush: oh-
Rochelle: dammit naomie
Naomie: WHAT
Rochelle: I DON'T KNOW JUST DAMN YOU
Rush: well if there's nothing else to be said...
Naomie: there probably is and i just forgot it
Rush: well that's alright
Nina: no it's not
Rush: go away you're not welcome here
Nina: hiissss
Rochelle: i need sleep
Naomie: this is getting pointless let's end it here
