okay real quick i just wanna say that if you like the movies it's ok i'm not mad at YOU i'm just so upset and angry but it's not about people liking the movies it's just about that the movies exist
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i'm like actually crying right now
dreamworks has officially deteriorated everything precious about the HTTYD books
'There were dragons when i was a boy'
NO
YOU CAN'T
YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DO THAT
THAT IS 40000000% NOT OKAY???
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE
THEY TOOK THE LINE THAT MEANT SO MUCH IN THE BOOKS
AND WRECKED IT
YES
THERE WERE DRAGONS WHEN MOVIE HICCUP WAS A BOY
BUT THEY WEREN'T FRIENDS AND PETS AND A FUCKING WAY OF LIFE UNTIL HE CAME ALONG
SO NO, FUCKING DREAMWORKS HICCUP
THERE WERE NOT DRAGONS WHEN YOU WERE A BOY, AT LEAST NOT THE WAY YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS IT OFF AS
FUCK YOU DREAMWORKS I'M SO MAD
AAARRHHGGHHLKJ.HGFTUKLDF;L.
AND YOU CAN'T JUST
YOU CANNOT TAKE 12 ADVENTURE BOOKS AND TURN THEM INTO A STUPID FUCKING LOVE STORY
THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS
FIRST IT WAS HICCUP AND ASTRID, THEN 'TOOTHLESS' AND THIS FUCKING LIGHT FURY
TO TAKE ALL OF THE AMAZINGNESS FROM THE BOOKS
AND TEAR IT DOWN TO A CORNY LOVE STORY
NOTHING IS SACRED
THEY'RE MAKING THEIR OWN TWISTED VERSION OF BOOK 12 IT SEEMS LIKE?? BUT WITH ROMANCE AND
MEANINGLESS
FUCKING
THINGS
I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE IF I'M MORE ANGRY OR SAD RIGHT NOW BUT GODDAMN
*breaks down into angry tears*
I fucking hate being a minority.
~Rush
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