I Talk Too Much

*rush slowly preparing to murder someone*

*glares significantly at Greenninja13horse*

So

I got tagged to list 'ten things about me, a joke, and a spoiler'

And I asked 'a spoiler for WHAT' and got no answer so thanks for nothing

rrrrrgh

Facts -

1. Skye does not seem to understand that even though I am civil to her IRL, I do not like her the slightest bit >:d

2. I like sour candy way too much

3. I figured out I was queer in 8th grade, though it wasn't really a lightning-strike kinda realization. More of just a kinda 'wait I think I have a crush on Maddie. Huh. Okay then.'
And I haven't really come out to my parents, but tbh I don't need to because they act like they already know.

4. I was a theatre kid for most of my middle school years, though now I'm shy and don't want people looking at me.

5. I reflexively lash out when something touches me while I'm asleep, and I've accidentally kicked my dad several times because he tried to wake me up

6. I wish I knew why my self-hate was so strong

7. I can't draw animals for shit
Basically the only thing I kINDA can draw is people, even then I'm not great

8. I swear there will be a new Forgotten Demons chapter soon ._.

9. I will gladly eat nothing but a pint of ice cream for dinner
Also my favorite ice cream flavours are Vanilla Swiss Almond and White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle,

10. I nicknamed my cat Carli the Blue Lion because she was originally my cat but then decided she'd rather be my dad's. Traitor.
And my kitten Thorn is Red Lion because she loves me to death and is the most temperamental little piece of shit I have ever encountered

Bonus 11. I was almost done with this list when I was suddenly interrupted to go herd cows. Life as a ranch kid is interesting.

Joke-

Uuhhhhh

How do you tell the difference between a vampire and Rush after she's been writing til three AM?

Vampires have fashion sense.

Okay yeah that wasn't supposed to be funny im fUCKING TIRED

Spoiler - I'm still not sure what I'm even supposed to do here?? So I'll give you spoilers for a few of my books

Forgotten Demons - a lot of people die

War of Wither's End- everyone else dies

Reflected Ruin- everyone dies

Should the Ravens Ever Leave - everyone dies

Rewound - the main ship dies

Last Immortals- everyone dies

Maps - substantially more fluff and less death

Tagging -

itwasAidensfault

X_EmLee_X

DaphneBoyden.

Goldendoodlegamer11

TheSparklyKitten

BurningTheDragon

Hhhnnnnnn

List 10 things about yourself, tell a joke, give a spoiler for something you're writing, and tag a few people

Peace, love, and warriors,
~Rush