Welcome, friends and fuckweasels, to Rush's fourth book of random yelling!!
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Warning: contains a lot of absurdly random nonsense that wil...
Part of the reason I don't write Wings of Fire fanfiction is because I just think anything I do would be so inexcusably lame compared to the canon books
Just
How are they so funny
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Tsunami was drilling RainWings in evasive maneuvers, although apparently what that actually meant was a lot of yelling things like "Pay attention!" and "Leave that toucan alone!" and "Why are you pink? Stop being pink!" and "THREE MOONS, ARE YOU EATING AGAIN?"
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"They care what happens to you," Glory said. "For some reason," added Deathbringer. "Entertainment value," offered Qibli.
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"What was that?" one of the NightWing dragonets asked, but he was drowned out by the others shouting, "Six hundred and NINETY-EIGHT! EIGHT HUNDREDY FIVE!"
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"I've never met anyone who hated RainWings before. They're so inoffensive. It's like ... hating caterpillars." "I'm not terribly fond of caterpillars either," Chameleon observed. "Nasty crawly things."
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"Are you yelling at dishware?" Peril asked, poking her head into the room. "Just this one bowl," Qibli said grumpily. "Because it's the stupidest bowl in Pyrrhia." Peril edged a little closer and peered at it. "Huh," she said. "Looks like a norm — nope!" she interrupted herself, seeing the look on his face. "You're right! Stupidest bowl I've ever seen! Can I join in? HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE WORST! Ooh, this is great. Let's do it every day! I feel much better." "I don't," said Qibli (although honestly he did a little bit).
(Peril and Qibli are literally just the best)
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Thorn laughed, pulled out the small ruby that was already in one ear, and stabbed the enchanted earring through. "Hmmm. I feel the same," she said to Smolder. "Have I been turned into a frog and just can't tell?" "An extremely beautiful frog," Smolder promised. "One we're all still proud to call our queen."
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Yeah
I'm really excited for book 11 bmyufrydthgnc
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