Okay no Naomie you need to stop
I suddenly got the idea to ship Bren and Sawyer
NO.
NAOMIE.
STOP.
THAT IS NOT A THING THAT SHOULD HAPPEN.
Naomie: BUT THEY'D BE GREAT TOGETHER!! Bren is literally Sawyer's nice side!
Rush: SAWYER ISN'T GAY. GET OUT.
Rochelle: actually... *checks OC doc*... he's demisexual. Sooooo technically they could work. And yeah honestly personality-wise they'd be pretty perfect
Rush: NOT HELPING
Rochelle: not trying to help
Rush: can you guys just stop turning all of my OCs gay please
Naomie: Hey, we have at least...four...OCs that aren't gay
Rush: demi/bi doesn't count because that means they still could be in a homo relationship and ace doesn't count because we don't ship them with anyone
Rochelle: then...yeah that literally leaves us with Marilan and Aaron. Good job Naomie.
Naomie: Fletcher isn't gay
Rush: no he's a demon it doesn't matter
Naomie: what about Nozomi?
Rochelle: we haven't figured her out yet *coughs* and we decided to call her Reika
Naomie: did not
Rochelle: *points to OC doc* Oh wait, Pen isn't gay either
Rush: she's the same as Fletcher. She is a dragon and does not relationships
Rochelle: but Fletcher-
Rush: STOP
Naomie: what about Reese. Or Delphinium. Or Vinni.
Rochelle: *laughs loudly* hate to break it to you but Vinni is us. therefor she's queer
Rush: *mutters* possibly omniromantic bisexual.
Rochelle: same difference
Naomie: oh right. Well I give up. 85% of our characters are gay
Rochelle: I still don't see the issue here
Rush: fuck off, both of you.
Peace, love, and Aurora
~Rush, Naomie, and Rochelle
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