I Talk Too Much

and nothing's left behind

OKAY HELP I'M WHEEZING XDD

So in one episode of Firefly, River is accused of being a witch, and is almost burned at stake by a lot of way-too-superstitious people

And then Mal and Zoe and Jayne and the rest of the crew come flying in with Serenity, and they save her yadda yadda

BUT I JUST GOT THIS MENTAL SCENE AND I AM ABOUT TO DIE XD

Me as River, being tied up to a stake on a pile of wood

All the Lukesse and Aidya and Jetra shippers (as well as anyone else in this fandom I've ticked off just by existing) piling all of my Luktra/Lukden/Aidesse art onto the pyre

AND THEN IN COMES

Jay as Mal

Hatsumi as Zoe

AND KENDALL AS JAYNE

Jay: Well, looks like we got here just in time. What does that make us, Hat?

Hatsumi: Big damn heroes, ma'am.

Jay: Right. *points gun* This is how this is gonna work. You give us our people back, and we get off of this cursed planet.

Random Lukesse shipper: IT'S NOTCH'S WILL. THE WITCH MUST DIE!

Jay: *points to Kendall, wielding a huge fucking gun* You see that girl up there? Yeah, the pissed-off lookin' one with the massive gun? It's Kendall's will you should be worrying about, not Notch.

Kendall: *growls*

Rush: *while being untied* i regret nothing. nothing. you will never stop me.

Hatsumi: Don't dig yourself a deeper hole.

...sorry I wrote this a 3AM xD

Firefly is basically the best space show in the history of space shows

It is also possibly the best Western in the history of Westerns but I haven't seen a lotta Westerns so I can't say

blah

Peace, love, and y'all need to freaking watch Firefly best show ever oh my god

~Rush