OKAY I'M FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
my family has a parrot, his name is Dakota, he originally belonged to my grandma but then she moved into an old people home and we got stuck with him
He talks.
Loudly.
And he imitates voices.
I'm not gonna go into detail but anyway he makes a fuck ton of noise and god fucking dammit I hate that bird
I've recently been saying "Shut up, Dakota." every time I'm around him in hopes that he'll pick it up
BUT YESTERDAY
I WALKED PAST HIS CAGE AND KINDA TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FEET AND MUTTERED 'shit'
AND HE YELLED 'SHIT' REALLY REALLY LOUDLY (in my voice, no less) AND THEN STARTED FUCKING YODELING
IT WAS LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST, FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
I SWEAR TO GOD
I still thoroughly hate him tho
Peace, love, and terrid Wifi
~Rush
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I Talk Too Much
RandomWelcome, friends and fuckweasels, to Rush's fourth book of random yelling!! This is where I post all my tags, story ideas, rants, shower thoughts, life updates, and everything in-between. Warning: contains a lot of absurdly random nonsense that wil...
