Fuckin Weird Things I've Said: part two
"There's some sheep going on."
*grumbles* Vacant-skulled manky pigeons.
"It's a bonus lizard!"
"That is not Other Yellow. THAT is the colour of FAILURE!"
Me: "I'm the mean one."
Dad: "The mean one or the meme one?"
Me: "OMF YES I'M THE MEME ONE!"
"We're in Salsaberry." *starts giggling* "NO WAIT I SWEAR I MEANT SALISBURY!"
"I'd say you have to IQ of a potato chip but I like potato chips and I'm afraid I would get cursed should I insult them so."
"Okay yeah hate is a strong word, and sometimes it's too strong for certain situations, but there's also situations where it's not fucking strong enough. Despise. That's a good word. Loathe. Abhor. DETEST. AHAHA YES."
Me: "I'M THE KING OF ALL PAPER!"
Sister: "You're a girl."
Me: *points* "THE KING OF PAPER DEFIES ALL LABELS. SHUT YOUR TRAP." *throws spitball*
"AWOOOOOOOOO!"
"He's the green half of Christmas."
"You can ask me that another seven times and I STILL WON'T FUCKING CARE!"
"I'm an NPC I swear to god."
"Unpronounceable names are so fun because then if you do know how to pronounce them, then it's like you're in a secret club or something. Plus unpronounceable itself is fun to say."
"ONE, TWO, THREE, BREAK!" *slams door*
"See the problem with talking to me is that sometimes 'I don't know' means that I don't know. Other times it means 'go away' or even 'oh I know all too well but there's no way in hell I'm explaining it to you'. In other words, don't trust anything that comes out of my mouth."
"I hate Snow White's hair."
"Backspace backspace backspace oh wait you can't backspace real life wHOOPS."
"FUCKIN WATCH ME YOU UNSOLICITED PIECE OF HORSE SHIT."
(that was after my sister told me I couldn't do something)
"Tradegy."
"You're wrong. I mean I'm not entirely certain what the correct answer is but I know it's not that."
"IT'S BEEN OVERTAKEN BY TURKEYS!!!"
*gargoyle noise*
"That's MY glitter pit, Fuck off, all of you."
"Sno wezzles. SNO WEZZLES."
"I am noise hearing!"
"I have a symbiotic relationship with my readers. They read my stories, and I sUCK THE HAPPINESS FROM THEIR LIVES." *starts cackling madly*
"Don't gender my computer."
Peace, love, and i'm a freaking lunatic
~Rush
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LosoweWelcome, friends and fuckweasels, to Rush's fourth book of random yelling!! This is where I post all my tags, story ideas, rants, shower thoughts, life updates, and everything in-between. Warning: contains a lot of absurdly random nonsense that wil...
