You would think
That after falling off my swivel chair NINE TIMES
I would learn to STOP SPINNING and STOP LEANING BACK
YOU WOULD THINK
Y O U
W O U L D
T H I N K
i did not.
The best part was that I could feel myself tipping back and I tried to right myself but I also knew it was just too late and literally right before I hit the ground I had time to think "wow, I don't learn."
and also now I have a large bruise on my side
Peace, love, and pearls,
~Rush
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