I Talk Too Much

so we found our way back home

this is a popcorn story written by moi, GennaJ8232, and CherryBlastDaemon

i was gonna separate it by who wrote what, but thought it was better to just leave it anonymous

let's put it this way-

genna wrote the really funny parts, i wrote the dumb parts, finn wrote the parts where suddenly something major happens

i mean that's not exact but

yeah

(oh and finn sorry i was gonna change it to your correct pronouns but honestly i was too tired and some parts would be confusing so ver sorry but hey this is the unabridged version)

in advance, i feel i should apologize to all the peoples about to read this

I am so, so sorry. 

The Legend of Yummlez

Once there was a deranged blue dragon named Yummlez. He had the voice of a screaming demon child and the intelligence of an earthworm. One day, Yummlez was flailing around in the universe, as per usual. She ran headfirst into the bony ass of a stranger.

"What the FUCK." The teenage girl demanded. "What even ARE you? Could I even call you a 'you'? Are you sentient?" she exclaimed. In response, Yummlez simply scrunched his face, proving that she apparently had no bones.

"Maybe?" she said, "Imma go with maybe." Yummlez, bored of her rambling, promptly bit her hair off.

"WHAT the actual FUCK! My HAIR! I'm gonna fucking kill you! NO ONE fucks with the glorious mane of Rush!" Rush screamed, yanking her hair out of Yummlez's mouth and attempting to use it to strangle the dragon. This didn't work too well, because Yummlez doesn't exactly have a neck to strangle.

He managed to get out of the hair-rope and whipped her over the head with his tail. Rush was knocked out from the blow, and Yummlez just took the discarded hair in her mouth and sauntered away. Unfortunately, Yummlez immediately ran into someone else, who would not be so easily beaten. This someone was the one and only Bella. Or Finn? This person doesn't really have a name but many.

Bella looked down at Yummlez, glaring. "Excuse me?" She grabbed him by the muzzle. "Did you not see me coming? You should've moved out of the way!"

This was definitely an obstacle to Yummlez and her way to fame. Yummlez, standing (leaning? sitting?) up straight and proud, cocked his head and gave Bella a sassy grin. "No. Joo shud hav muvd owt uv teh wae." Although it was an attempt at a retort, it came out so pathetic it was laughable. And Bella did. She burst out laughing and pat Yummlez on the head.

"Nice try buddy, but I think you're just too dumb to bother with." And with that, Bella walked past the offended Yummlez, but was shocked when he whirled around and bit her ass!

"OW! What the fuck do you think you're doing?! I am not food!"

Yummlez just grinned stupidly at her, so she punched it in the face, and he lunged up and tried to bite her again. The two started to tussle, but luckily Genna stepped in before anyone really got hurt.

"Bella, what are you doing? You're better than this!"

"IT BIT MY ASS, THE LITTLE PERVERT!" Bella screeched while lunging at the derpy dragon again.

"Calm the FUCK down! It can't be perverted if it doesn't have a brain! Just walk away and wait for it to kill itself or go away. I'm pretty positive it's so stupid that it'll see a cliff and jump off for fun."