meant to post this chapter a few days ago, didn't have time.
*singing* But she got a tan, and I got aNOTHER FUCKING SUNBURN ON TOP OF MY PREVIOUS ONE
*pessimistic coughing*
So I think I mentioned this but for my sister's 13th birthday we rented a speedboat and went out on the lake
And we also got one of those raft things that you pull behind the boat and ride on??
Yeah okay so I'm really sore because HOW DO YOU HANG ON WITHOUT LITERALLY DYING
Answer: you sit up on your knees
But then that makes your legs hurt
Idc it was worth it
ANYway one time my sister and I were both on the raft and Dad was swerving the boat back and forth (basically trying to throw us off) and I say "I'm starting to feel like Hunk here."
Ofc she says "Why, cause you wanna hurl?"
And I go "Mmh no more of the 'why am I here' variety."
Too which she replied "So...Keith then."
"Ffffft. Yeah."
THEN Alicia goes
"D'you think this is what riding in one of the lions feels like?"
So I replied "Yeah, if Lance is driving."
And she grins and promptly screams "YOU. ARE THE WORST. PILOT. EVER." at the back of the speedboat and I laughed so hard I lost my grip and went flying off
Fun
And apparently that little fucker ships Sheith now and i'm doing everything in my power to pull her over to the Klance side but I sense failure
Fuck
Why do you do this to me, universe
Also oops I have another story idea that imma explain in the next chapter because I gotta go home haha
Oh! I almost forgot
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE POSITIVE WONDERFULNESS ON SHATTERED SOULS ILYSM AND I'M POSTING A NEW STORY SOMETIME THIS WEEK? YEAH
BYE
Peace, love, and pink,
~Rush
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RandomWelcome, friends and fuckweasels, to Rush's fourth book of random yelling!! This is where I post all my tags, story ideas, rants, shower thoughts, life updates, and everything in-between. Warning: contains a lot of absurdly random nonsense that wil...
