Me talking to the StREL crew in my head
Auchor: *gesturing to Zaph, addressing Rush* So, wait. Our ship name is Auph?
Rush: ZACHOR.
Niq: OFFFFFFFFFFF
Auchor: Well that's a bit-
Zaph: Don't do it. Don't you dare. Auchor.
Auchor: -of a turn-off. *grins at his own genius*
Zaph: ...you did it.
Rush: *facepalms*
Zaph: that's it, I'm leaving you.
Auchor: You literally can't. She hasn't even decided if we get a cute first kiss!
Rush: THAT IS NOT MY FAULT. That is because this FRIGGIN BOOK is from NIQ'S point of view and she is not entirely invested in your relationship
Auchor: she's your character!!
Rush: SO ARE YOU. I could make you STRAIGHT if I wanted
Auchor: you wouldn't dare
Rush: I would.
Zaph: You wouldn't
Niq: You wouldn't
Timra: You wouldn't
Theresa: You wouldn't
Desy: You wouldn't
Match: You wouldn't
Atax: You wouldn't
Rochelle: You wouldn't
Auchor: *crosses his arms and smirks*
Rush: dammit. qhiaq damn you all. just go to sae.
Auchor: *leans over and whispers* hate to break it to you, but we're your characters and you're the one damning us.
Rush: WHY AM I LIKE THIS
Peace, love, and shapeshifters
~Rush and the StREL crew
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