DISCLAIMER THIS RAP IS NOT MINE I FOUND IT ON THE INTERWEBS AND DECIDED TO MAKE A ONE SHOT I ONLY CHANGED A FEW THINGS AND THE IMAGE IS AT THE BOTTOM
Third person
Neither of them were sure how they got on the stage of the amphitheater with the rest of camp screaming at them to start a rap battle. Percy and Annabeth made eye contact. Grey on green. Percy shrugged and stood up straighter.
"You're goin down Wise Girl," he said with his signature smirk.
"In your dreams, Seaweed Brain." Annabeth could see Hermes kids exchanging drachmas not so discretely. She put her focus back on Percy.
He cracked his knuckles and began.
"Move out Annabeth, Persassy's in town, You can't challenge me, I can make you drown." The crowd oohed as Annabeth rolled her eyes.
"My raps are too good it's practically a crime, You don't want this? I've got Rachel on the line." The campers were screaming. One of the Aphrodite girls fainted. His annoying smirk widened.
"Dead in a flash? From me it's a no, At least my momma loves me so. I'm gonna win, I've told you so many times, Why? You ask, cuz you got no rhymes. I'm drowning with quests, waves and a wave, You get stuck with spiders in a cave."
The crowd roared but Percy continued.
"My rhymes have won, run on back to Luke, He's the only one who'll take you, you're a walking nuke," he finished. Annabeth glared at the cocky smirk adorned on his face.
"OOOHHHHHHH."
"OOOOFFFFF."
"YEAH PERCE!"
"HARSSSHHH!"
Shouts erupted in the amphitheater. Soon enough they quieted down for Annabeth.
"My turn now Kelp Head," Annabeth said. "If I loose this change my name to Nick, You're nothing without me, I ain't no sidekick."
"YES GURL!" The demigoddesses screamed in approval.
"Your Achilles heel wont save you from me, But you lost that too, you're as dumb as can be."
Annabeth's mischievous smirk widened and Percy frowned while the crowed oohed again.
"You have powers? You can make toilets burst, At least I had the guts to kiss you first!"
Percy's jaw dropped. The crowd erupted in shouts and screams. More so from the Aphrodite kids.
"You've got a few quests, you'll be dead in a flash, If I wasn't there, saving your trash."
Percy's gaze hardened and there was a soft ohh from the crowd.
"All you eat is blue blue blue, But when I kiss you, all I taste is monster goo."
The crowd laughed at Annabeth's comparison. Percy even checked his own breath.
"Son of Poseidon, I'll beat your ass. When it comes to Wise Girl, you've got no sass."
Percy crossed his arms over his chest.
"Speak again I'll have a stick to your head, And besides," Annabeth paused.
The crowd of ADHD demigods held their breath.
"You're not even that good in bed."
Annabeth made a mic dropping gesture.
The reaction was immediate chaos.
Percy stumbled back at the blow of words, eyes as wide as saucers.
The crowd screamed in humor and shock.
Chiron choked on air.
Annabeth's smirk only widened.
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When I first saw this picture my first thought after I read this was ANNABETH HAS NO CHILL. I aspire to have the level of no chill that Annabeth has.
But like no joke, I absolutely died.
And sorry for being MIA for so long lol I had a lot going on
