Join The Joy Squad!

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YES, YOU CAN STILL JOIN.

Inspired by a comment from CrystalWinter2002 

Joy: Sup. I'm Joy. JOIN MY PERSONAL ARMY! 

Kelp: Joy, why do you-

Joy: Shhhh, Kelp.

Joy: Do you like murderous, sarcastic, dragon hybrids? Do you ship Jelp? Do you enjoy The Truth or Dare I help host? Do you love my quirky Latin daughter? If so, Sign up now!

Joy: Just send in a comment! I just need your name (username, or title you'd like to have in the squad), your favorite weapon of choice, and what you like about ME!

Rainkeeer: This is by far the most narcissistic thing you've ever done. 

Joy: Shut up, this'll be great. 

Joy: Join me as we kill Macaw in thousands of different ways, speak in Google-translated Latin, fangirl over any ship you want, and ADD MORE SUPPLIES TO OUR MASSIVE WEAPONS SURPLUS!

Nightflyer: Is this just a scam to get more weapons?

Joy: No, I just legit want a Squad.

Air: But We're your squad, Joy!

Joy: I WANT A MINI SCAVENGER ARMY THOUGH!!

Seashell: Oh my gosh....

Joy: The first person to join me squad is my First-In-Command! Second is Second-in command, third is Third, obviously. Then we'll need some generals, Privates....

Seashell: Joy, stop.

Joy: AND KELP AND ANDER AND ANYBODY ELSE YOU WANT CAN BE HERE TOO!

Air: Does this mean I can create my own Supernatural army?

Nightflyer: Air, NO.

Rainkeeper: Oooo, I should make an Airflyer army...

Nightflyer: YES.

Air: WHY.

Joy: JOIN ME SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!


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