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The Hawk of and the Snake Clint x Reader

Black Copra, better know as (Y/n) was far from being an Avenger.

She wasn't into saving all the fucking people in the world, in fact she could care less about them all.

But, she was human and she did have a heart.

Taking after her father Logan (y/n) herself was a mutant, she didn't go to the X-men for help instead she got help from someone else like her.

Deadpool.

Deadpool and herself both couldn't die, immortal.

Both killed people for money or simply scared them, and both had a weird since of humor.

Expect hers was darker.

When the world started to go to shit thanks to Loki and his alien army (y/n) and wade had been in the middle of watching a movie when the alien had flew through their window breaking it.

It tried to kill them but wade shot it in the head his eyes still on the movie.

"Going to help?", (y/n) askes chewing a mouthful of popcorn eyes on the tv.

"Nope. You?", askes Wade doing the same.

"Yup.", she replies.

It wasn't long before she was dressed in her black cloak and leather suit.

Jumping from the broken window (y/n) had turned into a gaint snake mid way down.

A black cobra that sat higher then a building slid through the recked streets of New York.

Alien attacked but none of their weapons could get past the hard skin of her snake form.

She easily killed them before moving on.

"Did you guys see that?", askes Tony in his iron man suit.

He shot a flying alien before facing the direction of the snake that moved quickly past him.

"Seen what?", Natasha asked through the head con.

"Gaint snake.", Tony says.

"Gaint snake? What-", Natasha trilled off when she watched a large black cobra attack the aliens flying in the air.

(Y/n) large fangs sung through the metal crushing it.

"Snake.", Natasha whispers in disbelief.

Clint shot at the aliens on top of a building, attacking the ones who made it to the roof.

Jumping off the side Clint shot another arrow into the face of one watching as it blew up in its face.

That's when he realized.

He was falling.

From a very fucking large building.

Before Clint could be killed by the ground that was getting closer every second he was saved, he had fallen onto the back of a snake which had stopped moving and turned human.

He realized he was now being held by a women.

Yellow snake like eyes stared into his own, her (h/c) hair was tucked behind her ears in a neat way.

"Well come on now joker we got a alien army to kill.", (y/n) says placing him back on his feet, running off with him following.

"Joker?", Clint askes confuses shooting a close alien.

"Yeah you know. Harley Quinn and her puddin the Joker.", (y/n) laughs as her arm shots out in front of her transforming into a snake and biting the alien down hard on its neck.

"So what do you say huh? Be my Joker to my Harley?", she askes giggling also insanely.

"You do know the joker would abuse Harley Quinn right?", Clint replies firing arrows off.

"Ah who cares. Love is love!", (y/n) says running off disappearing around a corner.

Clint follows only to see tiny cobras in your wake attacking aliens.