Jordan POV
"Welcome to my first ever vlog for YouTube, if you like this video please give it a thumbs up and if you want to see more of me, 'cause I'm so good lookin', please hit that subscribe button."I heard Jeremiah say. We picked today to start his channel because it's a beautiful day, the sun is out and shining brightly.
"Smack that subscribe button!"I butted in. Yesterday, we bought all the necessary equipment for this very moment. I'm honestly happy for him.
"I'm editing you out."He looked down at me. Compared to his six feet, I'm like an ant. I'm only 4'11.
"What? Why?"
"Because I wanna do this on my own. I don't need you to reel in subscribers for me."
"What do you mean?"
"You're a beautiful woman Jordan,"He started, making me smile at the compliment. "I want to work for this. I don't want the viewers to see your face because then that's all they're gonna wanna see."He added.
"Boy puh-lease, a bunch of girls are gonna be watching you. Ain't nobody gonna focus on me."
He stared at me for a minute. "You right I guess. Let's go."
First we went out for breakfast, then we went to a museum. Unfortunately, the workers at the museum asked that we put our cameras away for the tour so we couldn't film. When we left the museum, we went house shopping and no one had a problem with our camera. Considering the fact that Jeremiah literally just moved in two days ago, he still hadn't bought objects to fill the kitchen such as pots, pans, utensils and some other items.
When we finished that, we went to Walmart so we could fill our pantry and refrigerator up with food.
He came up with this crazy idea for truth or dare in the store and like a good girlfriend, I went along with it. He dared me to take an egg out of a carton and throw it down the aisle.
"You're gonna get us kicked out."I said, going to grab an egg. When no one was looking, I quickly sent the egg into the air. I didn't wanna watch it splatter all over the floor so I turned to act like I never did anything.
"Yo' you really did that."Miah said in disbelief. "It was a dare. I don't back down from dares."I shrugged, grabbed the basket and followed him to the bread aisle.
"My turn. I dare you to open the bread, take a slice and put on that person's head over there."I spoke up. He handed me the camera and I waited for it to focus on him. "Yo' that's a worker."He looked at me. "You have to. It's a dare."I replied. He opened the bread, got the first slice that everybody hates and went over to the worker. He placed it on top of the mans head and casually walked away. We were able to get off that aisle before the worker noticed. Now what really threw me was when the bread from the mans head fell onto the floor. The guy looked around, picked the bread up and started to eat it.
"Ayo that's nasty."Miah mumbled. "Did you get that on camera?"
"Every bit of it."I laughed.
We had so much fun in the store that we would get looks from strangers.
"Aight, I dare you to not pay for any of this shit after the cashier scans everything. Walk off and play dumb when I call you over."He spoke. I nodded. Together, we placed our items on the conveyor belt.
"Your total is $289.73."The cashier informed.
"I'm not paying for any of this."I said, going along with the plan, walking away.
"Wait, come back!"Miah yelled. I turned and went back over to them and kept my composure so I wouldn't break down laughing.
"What is the matter?"I pulled out one of my funny accents I learned when I was younger.
"You have to pay for that."
"Why pay, when you can just take?"I grabbed as many bags as possible and started running like an old lady towards the exit.
"Someone stop her!"The cashier yelled as Miah chased me with the camera. I laughed the whole way out until someone tried to tackle me to the ground. I dropped the bags as I was pushed to the floor.
"Aye, no need to handle her like that."Miah told the officer. "It was just for a video. It's not foreal."
Jeremiah POV
"All for a video? Hey, aren't you related to NBA Youngboy?"The officer stood up and asked me.
"Yes. I'm his son."
"When is he releasing new music?"
"He gave up music seven years ago."
"Oh darn, that's too bad."
"Are you going to arrest her?"I asked, changing the subject back to Jordan.
"If I can get in your video and take a picture with you, she's free."
"Deal."
I flipped the camera around to show the officer that was now all smiles. She introduced herself to the camera and after that, we took a picture. Being the offspring of a celebrity can come in handy in times like these.
She un-cuffed Jordan and we went back inside to pay for our stuff. I found myself editing the video later that day, looking over today's events.
"Today was crazy."I pointed out.
"Crazy indeed but I had fun."
"I can upload this video as soon as I come up with a title."
"How's 'My Girlfriend Almost Got Arrested'?"
I typed those very words into the title and clicked the button to release the footage into the world for any and everyone to see.
What y'all think about Miah starting a channel? Will it flop or flourish?
