Malaysia: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bagIndonesia: O YOU SPILL— WOWKWOKWOWOOOWO LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!
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Emcee: name an animal with three letters in its name
Timor: alligator
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Brunei: hey jarred can you read number 23 for the class?
Also Brunei: no I cannot
Also also Brunei: what up I'm jarred I'm nineteen and I never learned how to fucking read
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Myanmar: I'm watching the waves
Cambodia: I'm in love with you Brandon
Myanmar:
Cambodia:
Myanmar: *runs*
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Myanmar: you'll never have her! *holds Laos*
Cambodia: and why is that?
Myanmar: because I love you
Cambodia: *blushes*
*titanic song plays in the background*
Laos: *with Myanmar carrying Cambodia behind her*
Laos: I can't even!
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Malaysia: senpai will never notice me *throws pictures of Singapore*
Malaysia: so I baked him into a senPIE *pushes a pie in the oven with Singa's face in it*
Malaysia: and then I ate him *eats him*
Malaysia: *smile*
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Philippines: one two buckle my shoe
Indonesia: three four shut the door
Malaysia: five six pick up sticks
Indonesia: seven eight—
Philippines:
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Philippines: vitamin C is Spanish for
Philippines: vitamin yes
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Cambodia: so I was sitting there..
Cambodia: barbecue sauce on my titties
Laos: *laughs really hard
*intermission*
Laos: *still laughing*
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Indonesia: *seen as she walks with a phone in her ear* and they were roommates!
Singapore: *turns camera over to himself* oh my god they were roommates..
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Barbie doll in a car: get in loser we're going shopping
Cambodia: *runs to it* mom Regina's here!
Cambodia: *jumps on them* move over bitchez
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Philippines: *gets a pack of Oreos* we should get these!
Malaysia: Gabi your diet..
Philippines: *pouts and returns the Oreos* fine
Malaysia: atta girl
Philippines: *gets Oreos singles* only the singles stuff..
Malaysia: grab two and let's go.
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Malaysia: so you are from the future?
Also Malaysia: then you're in 2016
Malaysia: so the world's not gonna end in 2012?!
Also Malaysia: *laugh sarcastically* well you're gonna wish it did
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Singapore: *roasting marshmallows* hey dude do you have any sunscreen?
Brunei: you can't get sunburn from a bonfire—
Singapore: ITS FOR MY MARSHMALLOW YOU IDIOT
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Timor: *gives balloon* I have no soul, have a nice day!
Laos: *takes balloon* I don't have one either
Timor: *walks away laughing*
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Brunei: *walks forward as he hold the camera to his face* its summer
Brunei: got my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party
Brunei: *gets hit by the garage door thing*
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Singapore: *does weird moves* DONT FUCK WITH ME
Singapore: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Malaysia: what?
Singapore: *screeches*
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Vietnam: I'm you from the future
Also Vietnam: woah!
Vietnam: I know
Also Vietnam: you're ugly!
Vietnam: what?
Also Vietnam: *starts crying*
Vietnam: *also cries* it's forever!
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Thailand: *finds a quarter on the road*
Thailand: Today must be my lucky day!
Thailand: *subtitle* Thailand ran into the street and was immediately hit by a car.
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Brunei: I think my parents are finally asleep you know what that means?!
Thailand and Brunei: pillow fight!
*pillows actually fighting*
Thailand: KILL IT!
Brunei: KILL HIM!
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