Prepare for the corniest and cringiest pick up lines from the Asean!Timor Leste: just wanna steal your oxygen but not in a sexy way like "taking your breath away" but more in a dementor way.
Indonesia: cute!
Timor Leste: gosh darn it! I'm a fudging failure!
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Singapore: I like a girl like how I like my chips
Malaysia: how?
Singapore: I can't just have one!
Malaysia: *throws slipper at Singapore*
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Cambodia: did you fall from heaven?
Laos:
Laos: no, but I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell.
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Philippines: You could be my number one but you landed at number four
Brunei: who are the three people?
Philippines: me, myself, and I.
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Thailand: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine.
Vietnam: what?! Why!?
Thailand: cause I'm the one you need *winks*
Vietnam:
Vietnam: but I still don't get why Im a nine.
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Cambodia: hey Myanmar
Myanmar: what?
Cambodia: why does Peter Pan say 'think good thoughts and you can fly', but every time I think of you, I fall?
Myanmar: *processing*
Myanmar: what?
Cambodia: *runs*
Myanmar: *shouts* did you just—
Myanmar: did you just flirt with me?
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Philippines: it's never forever when it comes to love
Brunei: but we're immortal
Philippines: are we dating?
Brunei: we used to..
Philippines: exactly.
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Netherlands: I love how you're small
Indonesia:
Netherlands: because you fit in my heart perfectly.
Indonesia:
Indonesia: *cries* am I that small?
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( Laos and Myanmar in bed about to sleep)
Laos: hey Myan?
Myanmar: what?
Laos: I can't sleep
Myanmar: well I can *turns back on her* good night
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Singapore: you're so delicate
Malaysia: *blushes*
Singapore: *whispers* I could just break you
Malaysia:
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Brunei: if both of us are the only people in the world, will you finally accept me?
Philippines: are there any animals?
Brunei: Uh...I guess so..?
Philippines: then I'd choose the dog.
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Timor: are you from Asia?
Indonesia: why?
Timor: cause you're Indonasia!
Indonesia: how dare you make me a pun
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One last BruPhil I swear
Brunei: you know, every time I hurt myself, you are always there. When I fail my job application, you were there for me. When I lost all my money for something so useless, you were there. When I got into a fight, you're always there. When my car broke down, you're always there. You know what that means?
Philippines: I know, I love you too.
Brunei: no, you're bad luck to me.
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Cambodia: I could be yours or you could be mine
Laos: I'd choose none.
Cambodia: why?
Laos: because I know you'll leave for someone else.
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Singapore: hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?
Malaysia: you literally just used a phone to read what you just said.
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Thailand: are you a magnet?
Vietnam: why?
Thailand: because you're attractive!
Vietnam: bye.
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Indonesia: is your mom a baker?
Malaysia: why?
Indonesia: cause you're a cutie pie!
Malaysia: were sisters and we don't have a mom.
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Myanmar: the sun shines brightly every time I'm with you~
Cambodia: aw really?
Myanmar: Yes, and it hurts.
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Thailand: life gives you the sweetest kiss when you smile
Vietnam: I can't smile
Thailand: *kisses Vietnam*
Vietnam: *blushes* what was that for?
Thailand: I'm your life.
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Singapore: I have a surprise for you!
Malaysia: really?! What is it?
Singapore: the receipt of the bill you owe me 500 years ago.
Malaysia:
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Welp! That's twenty all in all! I need to sleep now bye!
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