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Not really historical since this is a crack book after all.
this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things!
From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
=not really ocs
=cover and contents by me except drawing
=drawing owne...
Ive only seen the trailer... so most of the parts are practically made up :(
Okay so if you don't know what 'The Bridge' is, it's basically a remake based on the successful Scandinavian noir crime series of the same name which spawned various adaptations including British-French adaptation, "The Tunnel" (2013), starring Stephen Dillane and Clémence Poésy; an American remake, "The Bridge" (2013–2014), starring Diane Kruger and Demián Bichir; and a Russian remake "The Bridge" (2018), starring Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė and Mikhail Porechenkov.
( I actually copy pasted this so if you find the text familiar then :D)
Anyway, back to the crack, ————
"The lights go out over the second link bridge between Malaysia and Singapore and when they come back on, a body is found exactly halfway between the two countries – split in half and made up of two different women. 2 detectives from each country, Agent Malaysia (Celine Hussein) and Singapore (Aloysius Lee) , are assigned to investigate the double murder. The pair couldn't be more different – Malaysian Celine is young and brilliant but socially-awkward, a stickler for rules and a general pain-in-the-butt. Singaporean Aloysius is an experienced, impulsive go-with-the-gut type who oozes charm. They soon realise that they are forced to work together on this seemingly political and highly complex case."
Malaysia: *minding her own business as she walked in the Tuas bridge*
Singapore: *does the same thing*
*OMAYLORD THE LIGHT'S OFF*
*THE LIGHT'S BACK ON AGAIN*
People in the bridge: *le screams*
Singapore and Malaysia: *wonders what happened*
(Also btw, they're aren't together at this point)
People: *circling around something*
(Police are also people)
Malaysia: *goes near the commotion*
Singapore: *does the same thing*
SingMalay: *finds a dead body*
Singapore: *speaks to police* what happened?
Police: we are suspecting a convicted murder as the lights turned off, this unsolved crime has been lingering in the city for almost two weeks now.
Malaysia: alright, send the paramedics over
*ambulance opens to see the EMTs hurrying to the dead body*
