Since this is the one hundredth chapter, I'm here to celebrate Cambodia's birthday and the SEA games! Yay! Sorry for inactivity and late celebration. Goshdarn, this has been left for almost a month now huhuhu anyway, let's begin.
Congrats to all the participants in the ASEAN Games! I hope everyone is proud of their countries! I do enjoy watching the games!
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Benigging of the SEA games!
The rest of the ASEAN members: *travels to the Philippines*
Philippines: welcome on and all! To my place
Malaysia: this aura really stinks of narcissism. Seriously, everything here is just ...Filipino
Philippines: shut up, my people are prideful and hospitable so don't underestimate them
Indonesia: well that's great, hope you don't loose that intestinal fortitude of yours when I win
Brunei: who said you were winning? Clearly I—
Singapore: AHEM. what the fuck.
Thailand: this little nerd thinks he'd the best
Singapore: s'cuse me?!
Vietnam: guys stop fighting.
Laos: so what's the point of holding up the event?
Philippines: guys, this is just the beginning of the Sea Games and we haven't even started playing. Now come on, we're going to parade in about 30 minutes.
Myanmar: guys, I'm totally gonna win the E-sports
Cambodia: not if I win first!
Philippines: what did I just say?!
Timor: *whispering to Indo* Philippines is in a bad mood
Indonesia: because she knows she's gonna lose against me
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Results of the games (some time later)
Indonesia: *with only 267 medals* damn, what is wrong with you people ;-;
Indonesians: blame yourself
Indonesia: *intense gasp*
Malaysia: at least I get good food, good games, and good cheers
Malaysia: apart from the fact that I got more bronze medals than gold
Thailand and Vietnam: *silently hating each other* *well mostly Vietnam hates Thailand*
Cambodia: what's wrong with them?
Myanmar: apparently they were neck on neck with each other but it turns out Thailand wins
Laos: no wonder why they get the term "walang forever" (forever none)
Brunei: but there's a 100 gap between them though
Singapore: shut up Brunei
Brunei: what did I do?
Singapore: you're just exaggerating my loss
Brunei: this isn't about you though—
Singapore: I got 200 less than them !
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