Apparently I have forgotten about Singapore's independence and I should probably do something with Philippine's as well. And I totally didn't get reminded from a comment 👀Goddamnit.
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(Beware: NSFW)
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Indonesia: *vlogging with a mask on* good morning everyone! I'm here with my sister Malaysia as of the moment *motions camera to Malaysia and zooms to her* say hi
Malaysia: *flips the bird*
Indonesia: *motions the camera back at her* she's currently working on some gift packaging for Singapore and Philippines because it was their birthdays like days ago or smthn
Malaysia: *in the background* hurray we're bad people
Indonesia: anyway, I got some help with the rest of the ASEAN fam by letting them delivery all the stuff that needs to be shipped
Indonesia: *moves the camera view to a laptop* say hi guys! You'll be in my vlog for now lol
The ASEAN video chat: *inaudible sounds*
Indonesia: yeah shut up, our internet's shit but our hearts are still devoted.
Indonesia: also just to remind you, Singapore and Philippines do not know about this at all.
Brunei: *in the video chat* Singapore be suspicious though
Laos: yeah he's probably wondering why we blocked him off the group chat
Indonesia: *to the ASEAN chat* so the packages arrived a while ago and these are what I got
Indonesia: some big ass loot bags, cake decorations, balloons, a banner each for both countries, party hats, more masks, gifts, and some...
Indonesia: ...
Indonesia: *holding up the condom* what the hell is this—
Thailand: oh shit. That would be mine.
Vietnam: why would you even send that
Thailand: I guess they messed up the address *winks at Vietnam*
Vietnam: oh my goodness...*blushes*
Indonesia: OKAY MOVING ON—
-Few hours later after weird virtual conversation with the ASEAN-
Indonesia: so since we do not have much assistance and Malaysia is still prepping up the food in the kitchen, I might as well sort out the stuff for both Singapore and Philippines.
(Imagine a montage of Indonesia preparing and Malaysia on the background cooking in fast forward with some awesome music to fit the intermission)
Indonesia: okay now we're and it's currently 1:59 pm
(Video displays food and celebratory things with Indonesia's voiceover)
Indonesia: we have prepared all the things needed for both Singapore and Philippines, the cake, the decorations, and the gift. All we need now is to delivery this to their countries and give them a surprise.
Indonesia: *video displays her and Malaysia* now we're going to prepare ourselves for a trip *waves* see ya later guys *zooms face and everything black outs*
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