Gosh I'm such an idiot for forgetting her birthday
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Laos: *comes in*
Myanmar and Cambodia: *ignores her*
Laos: *ahems*
Myanmar: oh hey Laos what's up?
Laos: uhh...hello?
Cambodia: hi
Laos: are you forgetting something?
Cambodia: uhh... not really aside from your birthday
Myanmar: it's your birthday today?
Laos: *facepalms* shameless idiots
Vietnam: *comes in with boxes of celebratory shit*
Vietnam:
Vietnam: GUYS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT HER
Myanmar: really? Cambodia did you hear about that?
Cambodia: uhh
Vietnam: we're brining in Singapore and Brunei next time for this mission
Myanmar: but I don't know how to make a cake!
Cambodia: me neither
Vietnam:
Vietnam: anyway— HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAOS!! YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR AND NOBODY ELSE
Taiwan: *feels stabbed in the heart on the other side of the world*
Laos: thanks Viet-Chan! But where are the others?
Vietnam: fuck them it's just me and you uwu
Indonesia: hello?! We're behind you you know?
Laos: omg! You guys you shouldn't have!
Laos: *watching a big ass cake of her flag*
Brunei: but that's not at all! We still have lots of of things to do today!
Singapore: this time, I'm paying the expenses
ASEAN members: *celebrates*
Laos: this is the best day ever!
Philippines: of course ! It's your birthday after all!
Laos: this is the only time I ever get noticed while the rest is just invisible days ;-;
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Timor: I made a drawing of you! *shows drawing*
Laos: aww~ thanks Timor I really look like a demon here
Timor: that's because you are one
Laos:
Timor: happy birthday!
Malaysia: *gets a handful of cake and threw it on Loas's face*
Malaysia: its a tradition y'know? You look pretty in it
Laos: very funny Mal *tries to wipe of the cake* what the hell is this shit?! Why can't I take it off?
Brunei: about that
Singapore: Brunei incited we paint the cake with actual paint
Laos: what the fuck
Thailand: but it's brighter and shinier ana~
Laos: you're feeding me poison
Singapore: it's edible paint my dude
Brunei: well, permanent paint
Laos: that doesn't even make any sense
Thailand,Brunei and Singapore: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Cambodia: sorry about the recent years Laos
Laos: wow I didn't know you had a heart for me
Cambodia: well, I do but it'll never show
Laos: what do you mean?
Cambodia: I only do this so I can get invited to your party despite the conflicts we had, but I'll definitely be the same asshole you love tomorrow and the rest of your life so your birthday is an only exception
Laos: you're still an asshole to me but I love you no homo
Cambodia: excuse me? I'm loyal and taken bitch
Laos: *smiles* you're always the same
Myanmar: so I do I still get cake or what?
Laos: no you don't
Myanmar: why not?
Laos: because your forgot about my birthday
Myanmar: well technically, I've been longing for this day and I just happen to realize that I forgot about this day when I least thought about it
Laos: and?
Myanmar: I brought you this *hands her a love letter*
Myanmar: happy birthday....
Laos:
Myanmar: dear best friend
Laos: oh
PNG: LETS HAVE SOME FUN Y'ALL
Timor: YEAH! WHOO!
Indonesia: *turns up the music*
Indonesia: *plays a cringeworthy song dancing a cringeworthy dance*
Philippines: *follows Indonesia*
Vietnam: happy birthday Laos!
Laos: thanks girl! It's would've been the worst if you hadn't come to my life
Vietnam: that's gay but I love you
Laos: I love you too!
Thailand and Taiwan: *getting hurt*
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