Myanmar: knock knock
Cambodia: who der?
Myanmar: doorbell
Cambodia: doorbell who?
Myanmar: Your doorbell broke so I had to knock
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Indonesia: knock knock
Malaysia: who's there lah
Indonesia: whale
Malaysia: whale who?
Indonesia: whale you open the door and let us in?
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Philippines: you're like the ocean
Singapore: because I am deep and mysterious?
Philippines: well, I meant you're full of salt and scare people
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Thailand: my hands are cold
Vietnam: *holds Thailand's hands* better?
Thailand:
Thailand: for some reason my lips are cold
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Laos: adding 'lmao' doesn't hide your pain
Brunei: yes it does lmao.
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Myanmar: y'all motherfuckers don't know about my knife shoes!
Cambodia: ice skates.
Myanmar: blocked.
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PNG: I never make the same mistake twice!
Timor: he makes four or five, just to be clear
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Indonesia: *standing on top of a table* quick! The floor is lava!
Philippines: I don't understand, there's no volcanoes nearby..
Malaysia: *face-planted on the floor* ahh.. the sweet release of death
Indonesia:
Indonesia: why're you two like this?
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Myanmar: I wanna die
Laos: no! You have so much to live for!
Cambodia: I wanna die
Laos: I'll help you with it
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Singapore: you're cute
Brunei: thanks
Singapore:
Brunei:
Singapore: aren't you gonna say something else?
Brunei: what am I gonna return the favor? Does every little deed need a price to pay?!
Singapore: IM GAY
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Indonesia: I want someone who is nice
Netherlands: *exists*
Indonesia: I want someone who is tall and handsome
Netherlands: *still exists*
Indonesia: yet I want someone who wouldn't choose power (money) over love
Netherlands:
Indonesia: oh hey Netherlands what're u doing here?
Netherlands: I just thought of wanting to waste my time over someone who doesn't even notice me
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