I'm surprised how much people commented, I love you 💕(I didn't base this on Country humans, but Hetalia. Please don't hate on me)
ALSO NO SHIPS ARE WEIRD! THEY ARE ALL WELCOMED uwu
—RomaPiri
Romano: I love you like how I love tomatoes
Philippines: I love you more than I love my mangoes
Spain: stop projecting your love through fruits. That's not how it works.
Romano and Philippines: you're just jealous.
BruPhil
Brunei: Isn't it stereotypical for a shy boi and a wild girl to be perfect for one another?
Philippines: yes, but look at us now..
Brunei: uwu
Philippines: uwu
SingaBru
Singapore: you're a boy. I'm a boy. We're both rich. Let's talk about it.
Brunei: What exactly do we need to talk about?
Singapore: legalizing gay marriage.
EngMalayEngland: It's been a while since I've last spoken to you Malaysia
England: you were still a young lass when I first met you
Malaysia: I may be old but I don't mind calling you daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MalayPhil
Malaysia: just you and me Phil,
Malaysia: we're like sisters.
Malaysia: only closer~ *proceeds to tackle her*
Philippines: *screams*
ThaiMalayThailand: what do you think of me?
Malaysia: *kisses Thai*
Thailand: hmm? I didn't get the idea ana~
Malaysia: *blushes* fuck you I'm not doing it again.
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