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Not really historical since this is a crack book after all.
this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things!
From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
=not really ocs
=cover and contents by me except drawing
=drawing owne...
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Okay since most of the Asean members are practically stubborn, I bet Indonesia just magically switched their bodies with their clothes already on them.
So these are my ships for this Asean, and if you don't like these ships, then I suggest you please don't use foul words in this chapter because people have feelings too and this is a "friendly" community:
(Indonesia doesn't count because duhh)
Indonesia: hurray!
Malaysia: *does middle finger*
Indonesia: *doesn't notice nor care*
Okay moving on:
Singapore x Malaysia (my otp ♾)
BruPhil though I also ship Brunei x Singapore since they are really close. But I'm not gonna put it just for the likeness of you readers but if y'all I want it, I'll just put it down.
Cambodia x Laos
Myanmar x Cambodia
Laos x Myanmar
I can't help it I'm a multi-shipper
Vietnam x Laos
Thailand x Vietnam
I guess that's it! ——
—at a world meeting—
America: *blah blah blah-ing*
Rest of countries: *not really caring but also caring at the same time*
Indonesia: *bangs open door* AYO! INDONESIA HERE!
Rest of countries: *stares at her blankly*
Indonesia: *sweatdrops then blushes then sits down on her seat*
America: what was that?
Indonesia: *giggling* noth—
Singapore: *crashes through the door all red and panting*
Singapore: *in a short dress or a dress that's really tight so his hairy legs are seen*
Singapore: *is actually Malaysia* I WOKE UP LIKE THIS IS THIS NORMAL?!
Indonesia: *laughs quietly whilst other countries stared at him (or her) blankly*