Indonesia and Malaysia: *bumped into each other*
Indonesia: excuse you!
Malaysia: what did I do?!
Indonesia: you interrupted my perfectly good day!
Malaysia: well I was born in a world where I'm related to demons and I ain't complaining about it!
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Philippines and Malaysia: *watching TV*
Malaysia: *changes the channel*
Philippines: hey! I was watching that!
Malaysia: oh please, my life is way worth watching than that stupid Korean Drama
Philippines: is it though?
Malaysia: fuck you
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Malaysia: yo Singa! How many fingers am I holding up?
Singapore: *without glasses* for the last time, my vision is slightly blurred not straight up "bizonkers"
Malaysia: so who am I then?
Singapore: Malaysia duhh
Malaysia: wrong! I'm your wife
Singapore: *blushes*
Malaysia: jk, I don't date grandpas *leaves*
Singapore: I am a year older then you Mal :(
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Brunei: ...and then you do this, see? It's easy!
Malaysia, snapping back from reality: huh? What?
Brunei: were you listening to anything I said?
Malaysia: no
Malaysia: all I heard was
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Brunei, looking down in shame:
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Malaysia:
Thailand:
Malaysia: pineapple head
Thailand: America rip-off
Malaysia: take that back
Thailand: no
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Malaysia: Vietnam! You're boyfriend's a meanie!
Vietnam: eh? Boyfriend?
Malaysia: Thailand duhh
Vietnam: *laughs* Thailand's not my boyfriend
Malaysia: I see him sneak in your house stealing your underwear at night
Vietnam: *red* DID HE?! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM *stomping off whilst bringing her paddle*
Malaysia: *chases after her* NO THAT WAS A JOKE IM KIDDING VIETNAM I SWEAR
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Malaysia: Laos
Laos: yeah?
Malaysia: your bun looks like a meatball
Laos: thanks?
Malaysia: that wasn't a compliment btw
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Malaysia: wassup my gay bros?
Myanmar: for a girl like you, you sure do like spilling out secrets
Cambodia: wait this relationship was a secret?
Myanmar and Cambodia: *bickering*
Malaysia: my work here is done
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Malaysia: *playing a game with Timor and Papua*
Malaysia: *loses to both of them*
Timor and Papua: *high-fives each other*
Malaysia: why do I always lose to the likes of you?!
Papua: maybe it's cause you're a boring adult
Timor: *chuckles*
Malaysia: well, children are stupid
PNG: yet adults give birth to them
Timor and Papua: *laughs*
Malaysia: *cries inside*
The children are more carefree than adults ;-;
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