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— — — —Brunei: there's something about you Philippines..
Philippines: hm..?
ASEAN members: *quizzically looks at Philippines*
Philippines: *quizzically looks back at them*
Philippines: what are you..?
Malaysia: *points at her in a circling motion* who are those on your uhmm..everywhere?
Philippines: *hits realization* ohhh haha! These are my children
Thailand: ana~ case closed. Onto our meeting!
???: children?
Thailand:
???#2: we are older than you sister..not by age, but by the quantity of our intellectual power
Philippines: *glooms*
???#3: I'm just here for chicken nuggets
Indonesia: uhmm Oke?
Malaysia: you still didn't answer my question
Philippines: *sighs* I—
???#2: —allow me to introduce ourselves...
???#2: I am Luzon, the smart one
Philippines, ???, ???#3: *rolls eyes*
???#2 (aka Luzon): this idiot *points at ???#3 is Visayas, he is younger than me and from what I said, an idiot.
Visayas: *does middle finger* fuck you Lorenzo
Luzon: *sighs* I would very much not do that Vernon
???: *raises hand* I'm uhm.. Mindanao, I am mostly forgotten but I'm friendly so hi
ASEAN: *in unison* hey
Vietnam: why'd you bring them Phil?
Philippines: *still glooming* I lost ...a bet with them
Previously ..
LuzViMin: let us go with you or face the consequences.. *points gun at her*
Philippines: WTF?! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!
Present..
Philippines: they threatened me so I gave in..
Laos: you guys must be triplets?
Luzon: no shit sherlock
Philippines: *slaps hand over Luzon's mouth* what he meant to say is yes, yes they are.
Philippines: *turns to Luzon and whisper shouts* don't be rude Luzon! Weren't you supposed to be the etiquette one?!
Luzon: *shrugs*
Philippines: *turns back at them* haha! Sorry, they're a little reckless..y'know? Kids..
LuzViMin: we're 14
Luzon: except I'm 12 minutes older
Visayas and Mindanao: who cares?
Luzon: *rolls up sleeves* go eff yourselves
Philippines: Okay please stop fighting you're embarrassing me
Brunei: *bends down to their height* come on, no one's embarrassing anybody. Besides, they seem cute *pokes Visayas cheek*
Visayas: *bites his finger*
Brunei: *shrieks and yanks his finger away* what the hell?!
Philippines: yeah they bite sometimes..*rubs her arm marked with many scars*
Indonesia: okay, these children need therapy
Singapore: maybe even a responsible caretaker
Philippines: Are you saying that I'm not a responsible person
Singapore: that's for you to figure out and for us to decide
Malaysia: yeah, he's basically saying that you suck at taking care of children
Singapore: *narrows eyes at Malaysia*
Malaysia: what?
Philippines: EXCUSE ME?! You dropped me multiple times as a child!
Malaysia: that was an accident!
Philippines: *huffs*
Indonesia: Stop fighting there are children in here! *points at Timor-Leste and Papua New Guinea*
Myanmar: welcome to your Asean life Papua..
Papua New Guinea: *being a happy little bean* I could get used to this!
Cambodia: please don't.
Luzon and Visayas: *fighting somewhere*
Mindanao: *talking to PNG and Timor about his brothers and not to follow them when they grow up*
Vietnam: I'm impressed, this meeting has been already canceled in less than 2 minutes. Faster than our previous ones..
Laos: *claps* hurray for this year.
Brunei: anyway, can we settle this without any physical harm?
Indonesia: I agree with Brunei, why don't we pull them away? Philippines if you might..?
Philippines: I gat dis *dives onto the cloud looking thing where the twins are fighting*
Philippines: *was being thrown out of the cloud looking thing with bruises and wounds*
Brunei: *comes to the rescue*
Philippines: *cough* I couldn't..*cough* I was in the middle..
Malaysia: stop overreacting Phil, they're a lot smaller than you
Philippines: they are ravage monsters
Malaysia: *rolls eyes* and yet they do the work for you
Mindanao: hold on, I think I got this
Mindanao: *whistles* MONIKA IS BEST WAIFU
Luzon and Visayas: *stops fighting and stares at him*
Luzon: who's Monika?
Visayas: *goes all flirty* why didn't you tell us about her?
Mindanao: yep I think I got it
ASEAN: *sighs in relief*
After a tiring day of nothing but hard work and effort trying to let the triplets rest..
Brunei: *cracks shoulder* haa~ I guess it's time we head home
Singapore: but we didn't even discuss our meeting
Indonesia: what was our meeting about anyway
Malaysia: a disease causing everyone to die when they meet contact with the sun and it is rather contagious because it contaminated the air
Laos: well shit
ASEAN: *dies*
The end.
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