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Malaysia: *wakes up*
ASEAN:
Malaysia: how long have you been watching me sleep?
Brunei: not long
Malaysia: estimate.
Singapore: since 1 am
Malaysia: what the fuck, leave.
Philippines: wait it's your birthday
Malaysia: my birthday was like, a month ago
Cambodia: correction, two months ago
Malaysia: exactly, get out.
Indonesia: don't be so harsh on us sis, we have a gift for you *hands her a cake*
Malaysia: but this is not my flag
Thailand: ah shit, this is for Vietnam *takes the cake away from Indonesia*
Malaysia: real smooth, guys. Real smooth
Malaysia: hold on, I just realized y'all are dressed like me.
Singapore: because we love you
Indonesia: haha not everyone...
Timor: Auntie Mal! Gift for you *hands her a drawing*
Malaysia: this is totally not the first time you drew me as a demon—
Malaysia: I mean thank you Timor, very pleasing ^^
Timor: you're welcome
PNG: it was also my birthday a month ago
Timor: happy birthday then
PNG: wow thanks, I was not expecting that wow.
Laos: anyways, we don't have much time, we still need to visit Vietnam because it was also her birthday
Malaysia: you can leave first I'm going back to bed *goes to bed*
Indonesia: *carries her by the neck* oh you're coming with us
Malaysia: goddamnit.
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Vietnam: *having tea with Taiwan*
Vietnam: this is such a beautiful birthday gift Taiwan, I really appreciate it
Taiwan: you deserve this really, I'm sorry if I didn't get you a proper birthday
Vietnam: don't worry, I just love to chill with a close friend in her secret garden
Vietnam: full of flowers and butterflies
Vietnam: it's peaceful
ASEAN:
Vietnam: it's quiet
ASEAN:
Vietnam: it's stunning
ASEAN:
Vietnam:
ASEAN: *breathes*
Vietnam: for the love of—STOP RUINING MY MONOLOGUE
ASEAN: sorry
Myanmar: we just wanted to you know, surprise you
Vietnam: you sure did. You surprised the sanity away in me.
Taiwan: *laughs nervously* okay okay, Viet-chan don't be so mean to your family, they wanted to give back to all the things they missed out such as your birthday ..
Vietnam: they fucking drowned me during the last birthday chapter
Brunei: *looking down in shame*
Philippines: it wasn't his fault Ate Vietnam—
Vietnam: I didn't ask for an opinion Philippines
Malaysia: I like this day
Indonesia: *sighs*stop fighting, you guys act like children.
Myanmar: children trapped in adult bodies
Singapore: I'm not a part of this, why do I have a dialogue
Indonesia: as I was saying, Thailand has something for you Vietnam
Thailand: *kisses Vietnam*
Indonesia: I meant the cake Thailand
Thailand: oh yeah right *gives the cake*
Vietnam: *speechless because dude wtf you can't just do that*
Thailand: happy birthday ana~
Malaysia: what about me? Where's my kiss?
Singapore: again, I am not a part of this
Philippines: don't be such a bitch Sing, she's not dirty
Singapore:
Singapore: I am not OCD
Philippines: lol what I didn't say anything about OCD
Singapore: forget that, *goes near Malaysia*
Malaysia: *blushes uwu uwu*
Singapore: happy birthday, *kisses forehead*
Malaysia: *stupefied*
Singapore: *casually wipes mouth*
PNG: anyway, happy birthday guys. Let's celebrate.
ASEAN & Taiwan: yay! *eats food that has been there the whole time*
Timor: you look so gloomy today PNG, wat de matter?
PNG: nothing, nothing at all :)
Timor: I'm sure author-sama will make a chapter dedicate for you :)
End.
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I just dug my own grave. Apologies.
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