Indonesia: yo Singa, Brunei Malaysia and I are gonna head out for karaoke wanna come along?
Singapore: can't. I'm busy doing work
Also Singapore: *watching cat videos*
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Brunei: hey Singa, what type of people do you like to hang out with?
Singapore: usually the people who are formal and knowledgeable
Singapore: basically the opposite of you all
Brunei: but why do you hang out with us?
Singapore: obviously because you need someone to tell you what to do since you idiots are dependable and filthy.
Singapore: and because family comes first and I have no choice
Brunei: aww~ you can be the sweetest at times Singa
Singapore: well that rarely happens, most likely to you guys
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Malaysia: did I ever tell you that I was lesbian?
Indonesia: you're lesbian?
Malaysia: well, was lesbian
Indonesia: what happened?
Malaysia: the girl I dated had a penis, let me show you
Indonesia: *being shown the pic* it oddly looks like Brunei
Malaysia: that because it is him
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Brunei: can I get a hamburger?
Malaysia: I don't know, can you?
Brunei: you work here
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Indonesia: how do you spell cinnamon roll?
Indonesia: B-R-U-N-E-I !
Singapore: you know you're gonna turn 74 this 2019 right?
Indonesia: yeah so?
Singapore: you clearly need to go back to fucking preschool if you can't spell
Indonesia: I
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Brunei: what type of person do you think Singapore would like?
Indonesia: pretty girls who are sweet and kind
Malaysia: himself
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