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I TOOK SO LONG IM SORRYYYY.
Since August 18, 2020 ;-;
—Here are children:
PNG
TIMOR LESTE
LUZON
VISAYAS
MINDANAO
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Preview
Malaysia: *strained* are you fucking serious about this?
Philippines: hey no swearing! My brothers need to be taken extra carefully so make sure you babysit extra good for them
Philippines: Timor and PNG will also be under your care
Malaysia: heck no, I'm not babysitting them they're ass-
Philippines: we'll give you a month's worth of ...love
Malaysia: you gotta bribe me better than that
Philippines: Indonesia will give you a year's worth of indomie
Malaysia: okay I'm in
Present
Malaysia: so guys, I want you all to listen to what I say. I'm in charge, so whatever you find pleasing won't be unless given privilege. You are to be diligent from my demands, obedient to my tasks. No one will stay relax under my command, understand?
Timor: *yawn* booring
PNG: I feel like I'm being detained in jail
Luzon: You're not the boss of us
Malaysia: oh but I am, you don't have the right to speak to your superior
Visayas: don't speak adult words, it's gnawing off my brain cells
Mindanao: *to Timor* do you understand what she's saying?
Malaysia: *sighs* this is gonna be hard
Food time
Malaysia: aight, do y'all want chicken or eggs?
Timor: I want asparagus and broccoli
PNG: ew vegetables, I want hotdogs
Malaysia: sorry, only chicken end eggs-
Luzon: I want spring rolls
Malaysia: only-
Visayas: I want pork grinds
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