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@Bish_YEET205

Ooh~ I feel some heat going on 🥵~

It took days to do this cause I was planning to make this into a comic, but I decided to post this on my Instagram account instead. If you want to see it, you can search @d.ilag . Thanks! Sorry again for the delay.

Also Timor and PNG wont be in this chapter sadly ;-:
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In the previous episode, We all know damn well that Cambodia and Laos hate each other. But with this blessed request, we will know see Cambodia turn the other cheek. Will Laos accept his true feeling? Or will he get another surgery from his....bottom area?

This episode will shock you..

Cambodia: *in a suit and tie with flowers at hand* so Laos, I know we had our differences but...wanna go on a date with me?

Laos: say sike right now

Cambodia:

Laos: *laughing nervously* please tell me you're joking

Cambodia:

Laos: *runs away*

Cambodia: *running after her* Y ARR YU RONNING?!

The Next Day :O

Vietnam: have you guys heard anything from Laos? She hasn't texted me since last night.

Malaysia: probably still tired from getting laid

Philippines: wait really?

Malaysia: no you gullible shit.

Indonesia: well, didn't she promise that she'd hang out with us today?

Vietnam: she's not answering any of my text messages ;;

Philippines: have you called her?

Vietnam: yes, 43 times

Indonesia: Viber?

Vietnam: uh huh

Malaysia: Messenger?

Vietnam: yeahhh

Malaysia: maybe she was murdered, check buzzfeed

Vietnam: bruh, she's immortal.

Vietnam: *phone dings* oh! It's from her Instagram!

-phone shows a picture of Laos in some "date" outfit-

Vietnam: what the hell the caption even says that she's going on a date with someone

Malaysia: hey look, we're photobombing her photo lol

Vietnam: wait, so that means *looks at the place where the photo was taken*

Vietnam: *doesn't find Laos * damnit!

Indonesia: chill Viet, I'm sure she's fine, she's a minor character.

Vietnam: a minor...character?!

Philippines: Indonesia what the hell

Indonesia: I'm sorry not sorry

Malaysia: let's just get this over with before anything gets worse

ASEAN boys: hey guys

Malaysia: the worse just arrived.

Myanmar: you looking for someone too?

Vietnam: how'd ya know?

Singapore: y'all just minor characters, there's nothing special about you

Philippines: look who's talking

Singapore: shut up minority.

Brunei: Cambodia disappeared so we wanted to where he had gone

Thailand: we decided to find him while using Instagram, we stopped by this place and to such shame we found you guys ana~

Indonesia: ouch.

Myanmar: y'all shut the fuck up, should we team up or nah?

Philippines, Vietnam, Brunei, Indonesia: sure

Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore: nah

Myanmar: those who disagree can suck my ass

Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore: fine

Myanmar: to suck my ass?

Singapore: to team up hoe, ain't nobody like that shit.

-after following them through Instagram they found them-

Vietnam: *jumps over to them* I KNEW YOU LOWKEY LOVED EACH OTHER!

Cambodia: ewwww! With her?

Laos: wow, great question. Could've fucking ask how the hell they found out

Myanmar: we saw through your posts and figured that you guys were secretly dating

Myanmar: and without me!! *cries*

The rest of the minor characters: *watching at a distance*

Cambodia: we don't like each other, that's gay

Laos: you're gay.

Cambodia: you look like a Tranny

Laos: *tackles him*

Vietnam: then explain the posts and you guys being alone together then!

Cambodia: the dare dumbass, we were supposed to go on a date with each other

Cambodia: a horrible decision really, I almost puked at this bitch right here

Philippines: so you guys kissed or something?

Laos: eww as if I'd kiss that hellhole he calls lips!

Cambodia: at least it belongs to someone! *looks at Myanmar*

Laos and Cambodia: *fighting like cats and dogs*

Brunei: well, as what the wise man one said:

Minor characters: the more you hate, the more you love~

Laos and Cambodia: *barfs at each other*

The End!