There will only be ten members in this chapter.
This excludes Timor and PNG.
Sorry guys.
Timor: meanie!
PNG: look on the bright side, at least we get to skip out on all the blood and gore
Timor: hurray boring life
—
There are 3 imposters among us
ASEAN: :D
Philippines: there are three imposters among us, cool, but China isn't here.
Laos: FUCK YEAH a simulation where you have the privilege to lie!
Singapore: and all crimes are legal
Brunei: ooh~ we bad people *snickers like a child*
Malaysia: everybody be gangsta right now until someone dies
Thailand: ana~ this is such a great time where you can sneak up to your friends and..
Cambodia: and what?
Thailand: oh you know where it'll take you~ *sinister grin*
Myanmar: wait, are we gonna die?!
Indonesia: well technically that is the game
Myanmar: AW FUCK YEAH
Laos: the suits aren't my aesthetic, makes me look chubbier
Vietnam: that is the point my guy
Indonesia: okay now's the time to be serious, we need to do our tasks and—
Oxygen depleting in (30)s
Indonesia: wait, that quick?! It just started like a minute ago
Cambodia: still faster then Singapore's internet connection *finger guns*
Singapore: ha ha. Humor.
The rest of the ASEAN: *runs away to fix the issue*
DOING OF TASKS
Indonesia: all in favor of being with someone during tasks, say "Malaysia is gay"
Malaysia: wha-
Vietnam and Laos: Malaysia is gay
Brunei and Singapore: Malaysia is gay
Malaysia: you could've made more appropriate words for the bid—
Indonesia: okay cool, now you two will be placed in pairs and just stick to your tasks
Indonesia: while Thai, Phil, Myan, and Cammy will separate.
Vietnam: but why don't you guys wanna have any partners though?
Thailand: won't partner up unless it's you~
Cambodia: get anxiety if someone is watching me do my tasks
Myanmar: trust no one
Philippines: I'm just lonely
Indonesia: okay that settles it, now leave bitchesss. And let the fun *smirks* begin~
15 minutes from doing tasks
YOU ARE READING
Just Asean Things | ✔️
Random(ASK OR DARE) Not really historical since this is a crack book after all. this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things! From yours truly! The ASEAN!! =not really ocs =cover and contents by me except drawing =drawing owne...
