What are your Asian stereotypes that are surprisingly accurate? Leave it on the comments uwu.
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Philippines: today I got so mad at Ate Indo that when she asked me to clean her room, I only did a little of it.
Malaysia: why didn't you just, not clean her room?
Philippines:
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Laos: Timor! You're so thin! Eat more, eat more
Timor: *eats more*
Laos: hon, don't go too far with the rice, you're gonna get fat
Timor: *eat little*
Laos: why aren't you eating?
Timor: *mentally screaming*
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Brunei: I want to become a stand-up comedian someday
Malaysia: people will be laughing at you
Brunei: that's the point
Malaysia: you're a disappointment. Get it?
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Cambodia: dad, I'm gay
Singapore: I have no son.
Cambodia: that's because I'm gay.
Singapore: it's not a dad joke.
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Vietnam: I have a boyfriend
Myanmar: who said you can have a boyfriend?
Cambodia: yucks, you have a boyfriend? Are they attracted to stupidity?
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Brunei: I failed my math test
Singapore: it's because of the internet stupid cunt
Brunei: at least I know how to use a computer, boomer.
Singapore: *takes belt* listen here you little shit
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Thailand: *stubs his toe on the table's foot* ow, piece of shit—
PNG: what did you say?
Thailand: I dare you say any bad words, I'm gonna rip that fucking banana of yours and shove it up your ass—
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Indonesia: eat up sisters
Philippines: I won't be eating rice today...
Malaysia: oh my gosh, are you turning American now?
Philippines: what? No I'm having a diet—
Indonesia: *claps sarcastically and mimics American accent*
Philippines: *sighs*
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