(ASK OR DARE)
Not really historical since this is a crack book after all.
this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things!
From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
=not really ocs
=cover and contents by me except drawing
=drawing owne...
DROP YOUR FAVORITE SHIPS IN THE COMMENTS CAUSE IM PLANNING TO MAKE A CHAPTER FOR IT! GOOD LUCK!
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Philippines: *causally walking on her way to the conference*
Vietnam and Laos: *also casually yeets her to a sack*
Philippines: what the fuck?!
Vietnam: *throws her through a window*
Vietnam: *to Laos* you placed the pillows on the ground right? To land her safely?
Laos: uhm..*sweating*
Vietnam: I'll pretend you didn't sound unsure.
LuzViMin: *chorus* can we come out now?
Laos: *opens sack* of course of course.
Luzon: finally, freedom
Visayas: Miss Laos, next time can you tie us up in separate bags? Apparently someone had farted inside the bag and the stench is unbearable as the ventilation.
Mindanao: *looks away*
Vietnam: you guys ready for your substitution?
Luzon: been ready for like, ever
Visayas: I'm up for whatever
Mindanao: I wanna go home.
-Meeting-
LuzViMin: *appears on the door* you guys missed us?
Malaysia: no
Indonesia: get away
Singapore: *already on his way to the exit*
Luzon: oh come on, our last visit wasn't that bad
Brunei: you literally caught us off guard from an important topic
Mindanao: blame our caretaker
Thailand: speaking of, where is Philippines?
Visayas: oh, Viet and Laos—
Vietnam and Laos: *instantly covers Visayas's mouth*
Vietnam: she said she wasn't feeling well so she had to yeet herself off the window
Laos: in which we are hoping she is still alive.
Luzon: If ever she died though, I'm in charge.
Visayas: shut the fuck up, what makes you have the right to say that?
Luzon: I'm older
Mindanao: bitch.
Luzon and Visayas: what?
Mindanao: lol I just wanted to say that. Stop fighting.
Indonesia: well since you guys will be Philippines for the day,
Indonesia: here's an easy question, how do you solve world hunger?
Luzon: slavery.
Visayas: abortion.
Mindanao: don't eat lol.
Singapore: that's literally the three personalities of Philippines.
Malaysia: and they're all idiots like her.
Brunei: well, you deserve her seat for the day *motions to her seat*
LuzViMin: you expect us to seat on the same chair?
Brunei: sharing is caring
Luzon: unbelievable.
Mindanao: I can't believe how much brain cells I'm losing by the second.
Visayas: I get first dibs on the top part!!
Chair sitting arrangement: Luzon on the bottom, Mindanao middle, Visayas top
