Mainland Southeast Asia is composed of Indochina (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia), Thailand and Myanmar. Though there was west Malaysia included, I decided to make that as an exception since I see Malaysia as a whole.
And because I promised myself that I would give them some recognition too ahah
There's an Easter egg thing so you better find the bold letters and find a hidden sentence ;)
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Cambodia: *comes in* wassup my fam?
Vietnam: we're not your family nor will we ever be one
Cambodia:...it's just an expression...jeez...
Myanmar: y'all wanna watch a movie?
Laos: what kind?
Thailand: Spiderman ana~
Myanmar: nah, I couldn't bring up the past of when xxxx died
Cambodia: I don't mind watching it though
Laos: though I haven't watch most of the movies, I'll give it a try
Vietnam: *nods*
Thailand: *plays the dvd onto the dvd player*
DVD player: *plays the video but starts to go crazy*
Laos: Thai what did you do
Thailand: I didn't do anything! It just started acting up all by itself!
Laos:
Laos: Thai what did you do
Thailand: I already told you!
Vietnam: maybe if we just unplug the DVD player from the TV, it'll probably work
Vietnam: *tries to near it but started to get crazier and crazier*
Vietnam: what the hell our TV's possessed
Myanmar: we need the holy water ASAP
Cambodia: are you crazy?!
Myanmar: not as crazy as that demon inside our television
Cambodia: if we ever get to exorcise it, where will that ghost go? They might even get inside of us by the minute it goes out
Laos: it's not possessed idiots
England: *comes out of the TV*
Laos: never mind
England: *laughs maniacally* Haha! Though I'd never be happy to see you guys again-!
Thailand: do we know this guy ana~?
Rest of Mainland Southeast Asians: *shakes head*
England: bloody twats! Do you even recognize the all mighty powerful?!
Vietnam: *stands in front of them* back off guys, this guy might eat our brains
Cambodia: *gestures to England* do you speak English?
England: what the hell am I speaking then? An alien language?!
Mainland Southeast Asia: *nods*
England: *gAsPs in English* how dare you?!
Myanmar: I honestly don't understand what you're saying
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