*camera lens slowly focusing on two women**Philippines murmuring something to Malaysia*
*camera lens finally focus*
Malaysia: oh wait, is it on?
Philippines: HI SISTERS!—
Wait
Philippines: welcome back to "feelz with the Philippines!"!!
Philippines: today I'm here with a special guest! My sister!
Malaysia: hello
Philippines: *fake laughs for show* ohohohoho~ you're so funny sister !
Malaysia: but..I didn't say a joke
Philippines: your existence is a joke
Malaysia: *laser eyes as she rolls up a sleeve*
Philippines: I'm just kidding my dear big sister~!
Philippines: as what I'm about to do today is that we've received fanmails!
*cheering sound effects*
Malaysia: you have fans?
Philippines: well yes! I have approximately have 345,860 subscribers!
Malaysia: *sarcasm* woah too much exaggeration! *looks at camera* don't we need to know that?
Philippines: *narrows eyes at Malaysia*
Philippines: anyways requested by the fans, I'm here to read and answer questions with my beloved Ate
Philippines: and the only Ate whose manage to come here
Malaysia: where are the others exactly?
Philippines: we shall not speak of their names, let's get on with the letters
Question number 1
"Hello! I'm Anne, I just wanted to request a shoutout from my idol Philippines!"
Philippines: hello Anne!
Malaysia: ...
"Anyway, I wanted to ask how old u are irl? I mean, seeming that you're just a representative of this landmass we call the Philippines, do you age depending on the date of the Independence Day or do u go way back..? I was just curious because despite being already here when I wasn't born; you look the same and as time goes on, you don't grow or age at all! How is that?
Btw, I love your channel please subscribe to mine as well!"
Philippines: how am I supposed to subscribe to your channel when you didn't write it down?
Malaysia: she probably was too excited to even write it down
Philippines: oh okay, proceeding to the question
Philippines: that is for Himaruya Hidekazu to answer
Philippines: but to give our opinions
Philippines: I'd say we usually age during our birthday
Philippines: and I'm gonna be a hundred and twenty one during my birthday!
Malaysia: when was it again?
Philippines: June 12
Malaysia: I always forget sorry
Philippines: that's because u have to birthdays and you age twice a year grandma
Malaysia: say that word again and I won't make Laksa for you anymore
Philippines: sowwy...
Malaysia: that's right
Philippines: well there you have it folks!
Philippines: onto the next question!
Question number 2:
Who do u prefer? Malaysia or Indonesia?
-L.C
Philippines: what ? How is this even here?
Malaysia: must've been a dropout or something.
Philippines: that's weird. There's no address or anything!
Malaysia: maybe it was slipped in or something
Philippines: but I have no choice but to answer it
Malaysia: choose wisely
Philippines: Indonesia
Malaysia: what
Philippines: Indonesia
Malaysia: I thought u loved me
Philippines: I do but Indonesia's food took my breath away
Malaysia: fine, I'll make better food than her so you'll love me more than her
Philippines: *secretly fist-bumps the air while muttering yes*
Philippines: alright, the next one! *takes another letter*
Question number 3
You single?
-Beedeessbee
Philippines: I think I know who this is
Malaysia: same
Philippines: yes I'm single Brunei but you're my friend and that's all I want right now.
Malaysia: If Brunei is out there tell him no hard feelings cause he just a small bean who needs love
Malaysia: *looks at Philippines* too soon Phil, too soon
Philippines: let's just stop here till the third question since writer-chan has a lot going through and needs some work done since she didn't update for a long time
Malaysia: writer-chan?
Philippines: you'll never know Mal.
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Sorry guys I know u don't really mind waiting but I
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