Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Sensory Overload and a Blinking Watch?

This idea came from madi1997kyttA

The day for Peter started out bad. He woke up to banging from the apartment above his, which triggered his headache. The rest of the day went normally, except that everything was louder, brighter, and smelled stronger. Ned, who'd been accustomed to Peter's overloads by now, understood what was happening. But, just because Ned did, didn't mean anyone else did.

"Hey Penis!" Peter flinched as his ears began to ring. Flash rounded up on him, obviously seeing him flinch.

"What, scared of loud noises Parker?" He said threateningly. Peter didn't respond, so Flash got in his face.

"BAM" Flash all but screamed into his face. Peter crumpled to the ground, shaking. His hands covered his intensely ringing ears. He heard the hum of his watch start. He knew that it would be showing red.

"What the Hell?? Are you gonna blow up the school Penis??" Flash said, voice showing fear. That's when Ned stepped in.

"Dude, back off," Ned said. Flash snarled at him. He was about to spew an insult when a booming voice filtered through the halls.

"PETER? WHERE ARE YOU?" It was Tony. Peter choked out a sob. Ned called out to the billionaire.

"OVER HERE MR. STARK!" Ned called. Peter cried out in pain. Tony was there in an instant. He had noise cancelling headphones and special sunglasses, designed for exactly this purpose. He knelt down in front of Peter.

"Hey buddy, I need ya to move your hands, okay?" He asked. Everyone was talking around them. Peter shook his head. Tony watched as the tears left his eyes. He turned quickly to the kids around him.

"Shush!" He said sharply. Everyone went silent. He turned back to Peter.

"Hey, they're quiet now. C'mon," Tony mumbled gently. Peter shakily took his hands away.

"HAHA PENIS IS A WHIMP!" Flash called, Peter instantly covered his ears again. Tony turned to Flash with fire in his eyes.

"Shut up you ungrateful swine," Tony snapped. Flashed gaped at him like a fish. Tony turned back to Peter, eyes softening.

My sister calls me an uncultured swine lmao but we remake vines together

"Let's try this again, okay" Tony asked. Peter didn't respond or move. Tony sighed.

"Karen, give me his sense dial please," Tony mumbled. The watched blinked.

"23," Tony cursed under his breath.

"'S loud T'ny," Peter whimpered. Tony gently shushed him.

"I know buddy, I know. I have things that will help, okay," he talked in the quietest voice he could. Peter slowly took his shaking hands away. Tony jumped on the opportunity and slipped the headphones over the kid's ears and turned on the blockage. Then, he slid the sunglasses on. Peter sagged in relief. Tony sighed in relief that his kid was going to be okay. Tony  ran a hand through Peter's soft and fluffy curls. Peter leaned into it.

"What is going on here?" A voice called. Everyone spread apart to reveal a man in a dress shirt and tie. No doubt the principal. Tony stood up, gaining a soft whine from Peter, who wanted Tony to continue playing with his hair. The principal stopped as soon as he saw Tony Stark in his halls.

"What are... What... Everyone get to class!" The man demanded. Everyone scattered, except for Peter, who was utterly exhausted, but refused to sleep until Mr. Stark was with him.

"Hello, I'll be taking Pete home with me," Tony said to the man who was staring at him.

"I'm sorry, but only guardians or work can sign kids out. As you are neither..." He trailed off. Tony rolled his eyes.

"God, the kid was serious when he said nobody believed his internship. He works for me, so I'll be taking him, thanks," Tony said then turned back to Peter. He kneeled down and pushed a muff thing away from his right ear slightly, before whispering.

"I'm gonna take you to the compound. I'll carry you, I don't trust you walking right now," Tony gently pulled the muff back over. Peter whined softly once more before leaning toward to put his forehead on Tony's shoulder. Tony smiled before gathering the kid into his arms. He carried Peter to the car that Happy was waiting in. Happy didn't say anything as Tony stepped in with the half asleep kid snuggling him. They both know that if Peter was coherent, he wouldn't be doing that. As soon as the door closed, Happy drove away. He would glance in the mirror every few minutes. Peter was curled up on Tony's lap, head on the arc reactor. There was a soft mumble from Peter that sounded too much like.

"Thanks dad," but nobody brought it up.

Ugh I'm trying to finish all my drafts lmao. I'm finally home, so that's lit