Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Peter and Ned Doing the Tubes

So I saw this prompt on Tumblr (listen, I'm a gay teen, what did you expect?) and I knew that I had to do it! Also, I'm so excited! My mom said she's going to take me to get my temps soon :D. But, on a sadder note (not really, I'm just procrastinating lol) I have a family reunion coming up, which means I will be questioned about why I don't visit some people *cough cough* my dad *cough cough* and I have not prepared my room for my mental breakdown yet :] Well, now that I'm done rambling, have this piece of... I don't even know what to call it.

The video started. Peter was sitting at the news desk that Tony had provided for them with a black suit on. Ned was sitting next to him with a suit as well. They both had their hair gelled and styled.

"Today," Peter began "we dive into the topic of whether or not the world is a simulation" Peter finished creepily. Ned grinned and piped in.

"Our first piece of evidence-"

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The video was uploaded after hours of editing and it went viral. Everyone was talking about it, even news stations. The best part was, Peter and Ned were protected by Tony, so if a government official tried to shut them down, well, it ended badly. Tony himself was enjoying shutting down the government officials for his kid.

The next video was chaos.

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"And for the last point for why the first Star Wars movie was the best we-" Peter was cut off by the door opening.

"No, he's right here. You want to talk to him? Why don't you ever believe me?" Tony handed the phone to Peter, who took it, spun his seat around, and began talking into it. Ned grinned awkwardly at the camera and Tony stuck his face uncomfortably close to it.

"The first movie was better, and that's the last bit of evidence" Tony grinned.

"LASAGNA?" Peter yelled out right before the video ended.

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Tony's appearance was a big help for the channel. Though, there was a problem occurring in the comment sections...

"Peter kind of sounds like Spiderman"

"Yo, yall ever realize that there's a possibility that Peter could be Spider-man?"

Comments like that kept rolling in. They kept coming as the videos kept rolling out. Quite frankly, Peter, Ned, and Tony were growing concerned. By now, there was a whole group of fans who stood firmly on the idea that Peter was Spider-man. 

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"So apparently you guys think I'm Spider-man now?" Peter laughed, hoping it was convincing.

"Man, if I were that dude, it'd be crazy,"

"Yeah dude, imagine all the flips you'd be doing and all those crazy stunts," Ned joked. The two laughed.

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After that video was released, the theories died down some, but not all the way, and frankly, the teens were getting quite concerned. The fans were spot on, but they didn't have to know that.

Rip Peter. Should there be a part two? I'll probably make one anyway. :P