Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

G A Y BECAUSE YOU GUYS CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT

You asked for more Gay, you get more gay ~(*^*)~ Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

The skeleton cackled as it gayed.

🅱️eter followed the Skelington's example, and cackled at the wall. Kissing Deadpool as he fell over sidegays.

The gay gayed more gayer, dialing up the gay 10 gay.

"GAY" Shreaked a gayerby as the gaysky broke. George picked up the spider George and was confused on why it existed.

Gayrge don't read the book ;-;

But he doesn't know that.

So they made it gayer.

Steeb was gay for Bucky, and Tony (Tiny) was kissing Dr. Stfan Strange.

"shhh" said the gays was the sat on the edge of the cloud.

"Idk my flags" said the Jaxgay. He wasn't seeing the other gay write this at the time, only googling gay. "Gaylub?" yes. Yes, he said as he stood there concerned.

Giggling gays. That's what they were.

"No don't throw up in your mouth." said Vision, who was a severely severely underrated character.

"Yes, welcome to Night Vale" Said the elder gay, as the younger gay was called fathergay. "Go listen to the podcast Welcome to Night Vale, there is gay. Much gay."

Bruce was confused as to why there were ranting strangers in the tower, narrating everything that happened. They said the word gay far too much, and giggling intensified.

What isn't gay?

"I have to water Zelda" -Jax, 20gayteen.

"I need to put about a billion dollars in the 'saying i'm gay when i'm pan jar'" said Deadpool as he grabbed Spidy's hand and jumped out the window.

"Zelda is drinky like a normal cat, i'm so prood" -Jax, 20gayteen.

Jax: Ash ur grounded

Im gay

Im gay

Im gaaayyy

Ash: me

Owo

JaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxJaxgaydad: :P he is very gay with his boyfran Georgie boi, so i named the huge spider in my room George. George the spider escaped death by crawling under the carpet, and thats when i discovered the snake under my bed. (It was indeed alive)

"Come here, come queer"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"stop quoting everything i say! Everything i say is going to be a quote now, isn't it"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"my cats are so high, i aspire to be that high one da- ooh waffles"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"Y I K I E S"-Jax, 20gayteen.

Tin can patted Beter's head as Beter yeeted a goose across the room. "Dont worry son, your Magic Dad™ will makie the goose go away. H O N K H O N K

"Zelda just ran into the door" -Jax, 20gayteen.

Shuri shrugged surely, smores sizzling liek a snaccccc.

"Huehuehuehue, you spelled snacc wrong *corrects*"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"ow i got graham cracker in my eye"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"Its okay, i cried it out"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"is your butt okay?"-Jax, 20gayteen.

"are those your crackers?" -stepgay, 20gayteen

"SMACKSMACKSMAKCSMACKCLATTERRACKITCLATTER" -Jax's something in his house, 20gayteen I T W A S R A M E N

Suddenly, a gay interlude.

So i was gay.

End, of gay interlude

"Burritos are crazy" -Jax, 20gayteen.

"Slapslapslapslap"- something else in Jax's house (APPARENTLY ITS CHEESE STICKS) THAT ONE WAS PEPPERONI (frozen)

L E T I T GO A N D E L S A G E T S A G I R L F R I E N D

"consider the coconuts" -Ashton, 20gayteen

"Gay means happy.

That it does" -Jax, 20gayteen.

"The is the most productive chapter yet!" Said the Stan Lee in the corner. But it was the corner talking, and not Stan Lee.

"TAco bELL" -Jax, 20gayteen.

"fUr dA bIRds?" -Jax's stepdath?

Who is Gamora?

Why is Gamora?

Whoath is Gamora?

"see what i do every day, don't wish it upon yurself"

"live yourself" -Jax's stoopdad?

"always evcept no? Wait what did he say?" -Ashton

"Y I K E S" -Jax ×2

This isn't even irondad anymore

But they requested gay?

So we had Beter yeet a goose as Tony patted his head, so there is the Ironcanadad

We bringeth the gayest gays in the gay world of gaynia.

"I think this is my favorite chapter yet," Ash, 20gayteen

Actual chapter next time- but expect gay.

AHAHAh