Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Peter is a Fanboy

The video Peter is watching

"We're not getting the fucking onesies" Peter grinned as Shane said that, knowing that somehow, he would be wrong. Right on cue, the screen switched to them sitting and in onesies.

"We got the fucking onesies" At that point, Peter was literally screaming when he saw the one Shane was wearing. He started crying from happiness and quickly exited the video to call Tony. Tony picked up after the third ring.

"Hey bud, What's up, I'm- are you crying?" Peter quickly wiped his eyes as if Tony could see him.

"Yes, but I- It's good I promise," Peter laughed. Tony let out a sigh of relief.

"What is it then?" Tony asked, there was a rustle, and Peter knew that he was on the couch. Peter shot into his explanation.

"Well, I was watching an old Shane Dawson video that I had missed on its upload day and they got onesies. He's wearing a Spiderman onesie Mr. Stark," Peter ended his spew, out of breath. He heard Tony chuckle (obviously he knows who Shane is, Peter forced him to watch a marathon of Shane once). Tony grinned as he knew what he had to do.

*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Shane sat on the couch, checking his gmail for the first time in months. One email caught his attention. It was from iamironman@gmail.com. (I'm fucking cackling in the back seat because of that, help 😂) He clicked on it. The message read,

"Shane,

My personal intern is a huge fan of yours. He helps a lot and does more than his job requires for me. He would love to meet you and you're friends,

T.S."

Shane almost shit himself from that. Tony fucking Stark just emailed him wanting him to meet his intern. Of course he's gonna say yes!

*-*a week later*-*

"Mr. Stark, where are we going?"

"Its a surprise, now sit down and watch your movie,"

"Okay!" Peter sat back down next to Tony and watched the Disney movie that was playing. It was Mulan.

When they landed, Tony put a blindfold over Peter's eyes. He led him out of the plane and into a car.

"Mr. Stark, not that I don't trust you, but uh, what the heck?" Peter asked. Tony chuckled.

"All in good time,"

"Ew that makes you sound old,"

"Shut up, so does you calling me Mr. Stark," Peter stuck his tongue out. The car pulled up to Shane and Ryland's house and Tony helped Peter out of the car. He led Peter, who was clinging onto his arm, to the door, that was opened by Shane. He was grinning as he let them inside. Garrett was losing his shit and Morgan was trying not to scream. Andrew was looking in awe while Shane and Ryland were grinning. Tony nodded at them.

"Okay bud, I'm going to take the blindfold off," Peter let go of him.

"You know, Mr. Stark, I feel like I might die,"

"Be quiet," Tony rolled his eyes as he undid the knot, then pulled the fabric away from the kid's eyes. Peter blinked a lot as the light blinded him temporarily. Then his eyes adjusted.

"Holy fuck," Peter basically screamed. Then covered his mouth quickly, causing everyone to laugh.

"Like your gift, Peter?" Tony asked. Peter turned around and higher him tightly.

"Mr. Stark thank you so much!"

*-*-*-*-*-*

After everyone had calmed down, they were all sitting at the table, Tony had bought food for everyone, despite Shane's protests, which were met with "I'm a billionaire."

"So, Peter, what's it like working for Iron man?" Garrett asked. Peter grinned.

"It's awesome. He really cares about stuff and Ms. Potts,"

"And you," Tony cut in.

"And he let's me stay in the tower when my aunt has to work so I won't be alone," Peter smiled at them.

*-*-*-*-*-*

They were watching a movie when Peter excused himself to the restroom. On his way he came face to face with someone in a mask, a pipe in their hand. He stared for a second.

"Uhm," Peter mumbled. The guy swung. Peter blocked it with his arm and a crack sounded through the house.

"Peter?" he heard Mr. Stark call. He heard them all get up quickly, but he didn't have time to think as the guy swung again. Peter Vought the pipe then kicked his shin. The mam dropped and Peter huffed out a breath.

"Holy shit," he heard a breathy voice. Peter turned and saw a shocked Shane squad and a proud Tony. Peter grinned. A shooting pain in his arm made him quickly grimace though. Tony was instantly by his side.

"Friday?"

"Broken bone sir, clean cut. I say it doesn't need a cast but just wrap it for now," Tony nodded and rummaged in his bag, then pulled out a roll of bandages. He wrapped up Peter's arm, then turned to the man.

"Do you know who you just messed with?" Tony asked threateningly. Meanwhile, Peter was sitting on the floor, digging through the bag for his pain meds. Shane was calling the cops. Shane hung up and breathed deeply, he turned his attention to Peter, who had found his meds and pulled them out. He read the label then shrugged. He popped the bottle open and downed the whole thing.

"Peter, holy shit, no," Garrett quickly grabbed the bottle out of Peter's hand, but the damage was done. Tony had tied the man's hands and turned around to look at Peter. Peter looked around innocently. Tony glanced at the bottle, it was only ibuprofen, but then again, these people don't know that he's spider-man.

"Oh my god we need an ambulance, Morgan said, her voice shaking. Tony tried to say something, but Peter got to it first.

"No, I'm okay," Peter said. He about told them, but one look at the criminal made him change his mind.

"I'll tell you later," he finished. The sirens came closer. Then they were at the house. The policemen were let in by Shane, and they took the man away after asking for statements. The officers told Peter that he did a good job. Now they were back on the couch, Peter leaning heavily on Tony, his metabolism working on fixing his arm already. Tony had an arm draped over his shoulder. The squad was staring expectantly.

"So, I'm Spider-man," Peter mumbled out. Shane and squad was taken aback. This scrawny kid was a hero? One of their favorites nonetheless. He was sitting there, on Shane's couch, half asleep on Ironman.

*-*-*-*-*-*

They were finishing the movie because Peter insisted on it. Only for him to pass out on Tony in the first minute into watching. At the end of the movie, Tony went to get up to grab something from the bag, when he remembered Peter was on him. He didn't have to worry though because the kid had stuck to him in his sleep. He sighed and the squad looked at him. They saw Peter sticking to him and snuggled into his neck and grinned. Tony held Peter up and smiled at the group.

"I think that's our cue to leave. We'll be in contact,"

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