Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

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Peter clucked like a chicken and did a crab walk to Tony who was eating a chocolate bar. Yum.

"MISTR STANK I CAN DO DA DAAANNNCCCEEE," He yelled, voice cracking. Toky was spook and drop his chocy. Peter cackled.

He did da dance.

Spoopy scary skeletons

"🅱eter no," tonnnnn say in Karen voice

Peter did the fork knife dance. He gobbled up the chocy bar and run

Screech.

Captain America is a poopy pants McGee

Booyucky barnanimal?

Cunt baritone?

Yes

Nomnom ramennoodles... Mm ramen

W A F F L E S

🅱eter

🅱eter
🅱eter

Yes

Hamilton is a hoax

Spooperman did Tpose n feel off building

Weeeeeewooo weeeeeewooo

"Peta no" Ned garbled. He fly away.

Screech

:)

The freezer is comfy. Peacock, get out of freezer.
No mom. Ur mom gay. Mom dead. Wrow

Bucky's goats loyal. They beat up bully. Yikes, run

"Meter, you like chicken?" Squat. Yes.

Ohmygoditsrobertdowneyjr

thanos can SUCK MY WIGGLY DICK

Peter now I know, I was wrong
I messed up and now ur gone

P E T E R COMEHOME.

you have arrived at ur destination -depression :D