Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

He Has A Kid?? Pt. 2

The team was, shocked, to say the least when they first met Peter. But, as they spent more and more time at the tower, they got to spend more time with the bubbly child. 

One day, when Tony, Rhodey, and Pepper were called out of the country early in the morning, expecting to be back that night. Tony left The Avengers with instructions to simply watch. his. kid.

For some ungodly reason, the team of fully grown adults didn't think it would be that hard to care for a tiny human who needs constant supervision and help. Oh, did I mention that they were wrong?

The morning sun shone through the big windows in the sitting room, where Sam was passed out on the couch, Clint was playing Minecraft with Natasha, Steve was reading, Wanda was knitting, Vision was simply watching them all, while Bucky was making pancakes.

That's how Peter, the four-year-old, found his aunts and uncles in the morning. He walked into the room, bed head and he had one sock on his feet. One of his pajama pant legs was rolled up to his knee.

I had to pause writing bc my sister just came home from work and spilled iced coffee EVERYWHERE 😂

"Mownin'" Peter mumbled as he sat between Clint and Natasha on the floor, watching them play. Natasha smiled down at Peter and pushed his curls out of his face.

"Good morning Fluff Bear," she said. Peter beamed up at her.

"Where's papa?" Peter asked seemingly out of the blue. Steve closed his book and gave Peter his attention.

"He's got some business to do. He'll be back soon, though. Until then, you get to hang out with-" at that moment, a loud bang came from the kitchen. Seemingly at once, the smoke alarms went off, the sprinklers kicking on and soaking everything. Sam jerked awake with a snort and incoherent words. Bucky walked into the room, covered in soot. Peter let out a giggle. Before anyone could say anything, Wanda threw the soaked yarn at Bucky's face. Bucky spluttered as he peeled the yarn off of his face.

"Okay, I deserved that. But uh, I blew up the oven,"

"YOU DID WHAT"

After that chaos, Clint was tasked with dressing Peter once the sprinklers stopped. After everyone was changed and dry, they decided that they would just get something to eat from somewhere else.

That's how we find our favorite team of heroes at the park, eating hotdogs from a cart vendor while watching the child they were in charge of play on the equipment. Nobody foresaw the toddler falling off the monkey bars and breaking his arm. Why did they even let a four-year-old go alone? Oh yeah, they're kinda dumb...

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And so, they were in the medbay, gathered in the large room that Peter was in. He was on the good kush. Everything was great until it wasn't. Peter started getting sick, apparently being allergic to something in the medicine. They had to call Bruce from his lab to come help because the nurse there was playing dumb... they probably weren't playing, actually.

So, after that fiasco, and Peter being on meds that won't kill him, the only thing they had to worry about, was Tony's wrath.

They are not allowed to babysit anymore.

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