Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Peter Scares The Avengers

Tony wouldn't necessarily say that Peter scared them a lot. He just put them on high alert every once in a while. He tends to not tell people what he's doing, and then there's often loud noises that accompany what Peter decided he wanted to do.

(He totally scares every single one of them)

One time, Peter decided to do his homework. He got up to grab a snack and BAM! The coffee table flew into the wall and Peter screeched as he crumpled to the ground, holding his toe. Every single avenger was there in a second, ready for a fight. There wasn't one (Peter broke his toe though).

Another time, Peter took his sleeping bag down the stairs. All you could hear in the penthouse was DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD. Everyone came as soon as the sound started, only to see Peter tangled in his sleeping bag laughing so hard that he was crying. He did that about 15 more times (his butt was bruised afterwards).

Another time, Peter was cooking. He pulled out the pan for Mac and cheese and the other for the grilled cheese. When he stood, the pans crashed together and then fell from his loose hold, creating loud clatter. Everyone came once again, ready to protect Peter. He didn't need it (the grilled cheese did, it was burnt so bad).

The most memorable time was when everyone was just chilling out in the living room and watching TV. Suddenly, they hear a loud SMACK! All heads turn towards the window where Peter, in spiderman suit, was sprawled on the window, obviously laughing. Tony scoffed, having been used to this from when Peter did it before the Avengers came home, which was a lot. Tony opened the next window over and tugged the accident prone teen into the home. Peter was still laughing (he totally got a bloody nose from that, but don't tell anybody)

I love the idea that Peter is a hazard. Soooo yeet. Gonna eat the breaky now :P