Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Peter Parker's Youtube Channel

The first video started. Peter looked extremely disheveled. His hair messy and his shirt wrinkled. It was obvious that he was in some sort of closet. He was grinning.

"Hi! So as I'm getting chased by someone, I decided it was a great time to make this video," he laughed a little. Suddenly, he went deathly quiet and stared out passed the camera, his lips slightly parted.

Light suddenly filtered on his face and a grin broke out.

"Hey, Mr. Stark! I was just, uh, you know, making a YouTube video," then, a voice that was unmistakably Tony Stark began talking.

"What the hell are you doing in the closet?" Tony asked, completely ignoring what Peter was saying before hand.

"Because Clint was chasing me," the camera turned to Tony's unamused face.

The video faded to black with the words 'Mr. Stark then yelled at Clint for like, an hour' etched in white appeared.

The video ended.

Comments

Killmeplz: Who is this kid??

ColdBrewStep: omfg this is golden

Gurlnu_uh: I'm cackling so hard rn

Gaayyyy: He looks cute tbh

IronStan: omg Tony's face at the end

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The next video started out, Peter sitting on the couch, blankets scattered around him and a completely serious face.

"So, there is a problem," Peter was cut off.

"PETER I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU-" The video cut. It came back, Peter sitting there, now bundled in the blankets.

"Anyway, as I was saying before someone cut me off. There is a problem. The problem is that I'm sick. And Mr. Stark here doesn't know how to take care of a sick child," the camera turned towards Tony, who was sitting on the opposite couch, drinking his coffee.

"Damn right," the camera turned back to Peter, who was grinning.

"So we're gonna-" Peter was suddenly cut off, once again, by FRIDAY this time.

"It is time for Mr. Parker to take another dosage of medicine," Peter sprinted. Tony quickly chased him. The screen turned black.

It came back, this time Peter was passed out, bundled up tightly in the blankets. The camera was turned around to a smug looking Tony.

"Caught him" the video ended.

Comments

Yeetum56: omg he looks so cute when he sleeps

Kelp: when he fuckin ran, I lost it

Gramgram_thecookies: this whole video has me deceased

Breadroll: TONY SNcrying

Cameronoof: "PeTeR i SwEaR tO gOd If YoU," I'm crying

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The video opened to Peter, sitting on the counter in the kitchen.

"Mr. Stark sent me up for snacks," was his explanation. At that moment Steve walked in, staring at Peter, who hadn't noticed him yet. He just turned and walked right out. Peter jumped down and rummaged through the cupboard. He pulled out a box of cinnamon toast crunch. He slammed it on the counter.

"Snack," the video ended.

Comment

Yaboi: was that captain fucking america?

Keepthechangesir: omg me

Iwannakms: wHeRe ArE uR pArEnTs¿

Keeyaaww: I'm cryinng

Helpmeplz: the devils bread

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Peter hasn't uploaded in a looooonnnggg time.

Ugh, I love you beans so much. Also, my cousin person thing (hard to explain (actually, probably not, but I'm too lazy)) and I went in the snow and our fingers died because we kept attacking each other with the snow lol. Also, lacking human contact at the moment lmao its great.

Anyway, you guys are amazing and I hope everything is going good for you guys <3