Iron Dad Oneshots (Under Editing)

Halloween (but late cuz im lazy)

It was a peaceful day in the tower when all of the sudden.

BOOM

CLANK

THUMP

Came from the vents. But this time, it wasn't Clint, because he was sitting with the rest of the team. Suddenly, a body fell out of the vent, causing everyone to scream. It was Peter, in an avocado suit, he was out of breath.

"Its Halloween bitches,"

"PETER WATCH YOUR MOUTH," Tony all but screamed. Peter dabbed and commanded everyone to dress up. When they refused, he brought the puppy eyes.

Steve and Bucky we're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Natasha was a spider

Clint was a fairy

Sam was a princess

Tony was... Iron man...

Vision was a robot

Wanda was Ginny from Harry Potter

Thor was Garrett Watts

And Bruce was a green m&m.

Peter dragged them out to trick or treating, where they got tons of candy. Halfway through the night, Peter was getting a piggy back ride from Thor, he was half asleep and Natasha was carrying his costume. Tony was carrying his candy sack. He was having Friday scan the candy for any drugs or razors. He's heard the news. They made it back to the tower where they all changed and cuddled on the couch.

Okay, this was mainly to hold you guys over. Got some great fics coming your way!!